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BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore or taming a wolf? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel young again!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.

BoomerCraft: The Aging Adventure

acceptance, Adventure, aging, BoomerCraft, changes, Experience, growth, health, Maturity, Mental, perspective, Physical, PREPARED, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, society, Stereotypes, Truth, unexpected, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Star Shards Collected:	137
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of aging like a boring old NPC? Well, join our Minecraft server and defy the laws of time and gravity! Our server is equipped with a magical fountain that reverses aging – just take a dip and watch those wrinkles disappear! Say goodbye to arthritis and hello to endless energy as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret potion that grants you the ability to turn back time and relive your glory days. Want to go back to high school and ace that math test? Done. Want to go back to your college days and actually remember what happened at that party? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the fountain of youth like never before. Just be careful not to drink too much of that potion – you might end up stuck in a time loop with your teenage self!

Territory30%GoneLOL

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, land disputes, Military, national security, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political strategy, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, Territory30GoneLOL, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.

our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?

Electric Boogaloo 1.21: Creeper Chaos Edition – The Sequel Server – No Square or Curly Things!

{Java IP}, Bedrock Port, Boogaloo, Chaos, Crates, creeper, Curly, Discord Channel, Discord Chatting, Edition, Electric, Geyser, Heads, Help Menu, Homes, Land claiming, live maps, Multi-platform play, Player Warps, player-owned economy, Rtp, Sequel, Server, smp, Square, Tpa, Viaversion, Website

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants, Custom Monsters
QoL Enhancements	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-driven economy with freedom to set prices
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with chat integration
Help Menu	Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance

Links:

Website
Discord Channel
Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port: 25566

Welcome Message:

We eagerly await the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is open to all players.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Players can connect with different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
How can I participate in the player economy?	Sell items at your chosen price to other players in the community.
Are there special events or rewards for voting?	Yes, players receive rewards like Crate Key and a pinata for voting.
Is there 24/7 help available?	Yes, players can access a custom Help menu for assistance at any time.

CraftyThoughts Minecraft Server

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, consideration, contemplation, contemplative thoughts, CraftyThoughts, critique, Evaluation, girl, judgment, Minecraft, Opinions, Perception, perspective, pondering, Reflection, review, scrutiny, Server, Thoughts, Viewpoint, WOMAN

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Oh honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical unicorn paradise where the blocks are made of glitter and the creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the players – they’re all secretly Minecraft wizards who can build entire castles with just a flick of their wand… I mean, pickaxe. So if you want to join a server where pigs fly (literally) and the diamonds are as common as dirt, then this is the place for you. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Events, Furry, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, vrlg, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

CraftyFriendz

analyzing art, books, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyFriendz, depression, emotional intelligence, emotions, friendship, hurt feelings, journaling, Music, personal opinions, perspective, quotes, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2730
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	153	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	885656	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.