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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

armed group, Creepercraft, economic sanctions, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding sources, hezbollah, Hezbollah finances, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah operations, Israeli strikes, Lebanese organization, Middle East conflict, militant group, Military operations, Minecraft, money problems, political instability, regional tensions, security threats, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5434
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7762	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	740
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

play.randommc.net

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7294	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Farms Harvested:	967	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Emeralds Found:	8729	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	5326	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Empress Edition, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, Minecraft, monster hunter, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, release date trailer, slayer, smp, squad, Steam, Steam Deck, Sunbreak TU Info, vg play

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8911	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, bridal drama, BridalDramaCraft, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid duties, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dress mishap, dress selection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, logistical nightmare, maid of honor, Minecraft, misunderstandings, outsider perspectives, Server, vendor selection, venue selection, wedding date, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1644	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

FastingFrenzyCraft

band member, Confrontation, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSMENT, fasting, FastingFrenzyCraft, high school, intervention, invasion of privacy, marching band, passed out, Religion, Rude, School, senior year, sick, social media, standing up, Support

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!