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TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

assassination attempt, attempted murder, breaking news, crime, criminal investigation, current events, failed assassin, failed attack, failed plot, identified, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, real, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, suspect apprehended, trump, TrumpedCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	4511
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

HubbyHatesDessertCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Emeralds Found:	1990
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!

LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server

10. Setting goals, 11. Self-acceptance, 12. Embracing change, 13. Seeking guidance, 14. Building resilience, 15. Finding direction, 16. Time management, 17. Dealing with failure, 18. Seeking support, 19. Rebuilding confidence, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Overcoming stagnation, 4. Personal growth, 5. Moving forward, 6. Finding purpose, 7. Mental health struggles, 8. Seeking help, 9. Regaining motivation, Coping with regret, LostInMyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	607061	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2692	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of adulting and realizing you’ve wasted your 20s doing nothing but struggling at home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual empire, slay dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist in our world). Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own pixelated kingdom? So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a truly epic adventure!

NostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic, emotional, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaCraft, old school, past times, reminiscent, reminiscent moments, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, Throwback, vintage, wistful

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

StrangerLoveCraft

dating culture, dating etiquette, platonic connections, platonic relationships, pursuing love, pursuit of love, romantic connections, romantic gestures, romantic pursuit, social acceptance, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, societal standards, stranger interactions, stranger relationships, stranger romance, StrangerLoveCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Towns Built:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

so liek, u kno how in real life ppl rly only wanna date ppl dey dnt kno? well on dis minecraft server, we flip dat script! u can totally find ur bff soulmate here, no need for all dat romantic nonsense. we got friendship quests, group builds, and even a secret handshake emote u can use to show ur new bff how much u care. join us and find ur platonic partner in crime today!

StreptoCraft: OptiMag Synergy

Antibiotic Dilemma, antibiotic resistance, Antibiotic Therapy, Attenuated Response, bacterial infections, biomedical engineering, Cellular Responses, Concurrent Stimulation, Drug Interaction, drug therapy, Experimental Study, healthcare challenges, Magnetic Stimulation, Medical research, Microbial Growth, Optical Stimulation, OptiMag, Simultaneous Exposure, StreptoCraft, Streptomycin, Synergistic, Synergy, Therapeutic Approaches

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Star Shards Collected:	238	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience synergistic cellular responses like never before! we combine optical and magnetic stimulation to create a mind-blowing gaming experience. but watch out for streptomycin, the antibiotic dilemma that will challenge even the most hardcore players. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and lots of pixelated fun!

MineCart Vanilla Server Minecraft Server

Anticheat, banner, Discord, documentation, Emotecraft, Ip:, Minecart, Minecraft, Moderation, Plasmovoice, privacy, SEASON 2, Server, Shop, Vanilla, version 1.20.4, Voicechat, Website

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

We are Vanilla MineCart server on version 1.20.4

Season 2 has recently started! We also have VoiceChat (PlasmoVoice), an addon for your own music on the disc, an EmoteCraft plugin and a good, paid AntiCheat!

Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!

IP – mc.mine-cart.ru:8787

Discord – https://discord.gg/KGcr7HSShs

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Server documentation – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

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YuriCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, binge-worthy, comedy, Fan Service, FANTASY, guilty pleasure, harem, isekai, Isekaishit, light novel adaptation, Manga, Minecraft, new season, Otaku, repeat, romance, Romcomslop, Sequels, Server, TRASHY, wow, YuriCraft, Yuritrash

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a wild mix of Yuritrash, Isekaishit, and Romcomslop!

Join us for a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through different worlds and genres. From magical girls fighting evil demons to isekai adventures in strange new lands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Every season is a new season on our server, with crazy sequels that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have epic battles, heart-wrenching romances, and hilarious comedy all in one place?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

MineFunkG Server – Get Funky on our Minecraft Server

Crossover series, DemonDykes Edition, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Funky, game discussion, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, MineFunkG, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Pit Stop Update, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	374824	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any ordinary server, we’re the Friday Night Funkin’ General Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the demons are dykes! Week #2604 is the DemonDykes Edition, where you’ll battle it out with funky demons in a whole new way.

2. We’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! Who wouldn’t want to see those characters duking it out in the Minecraft world?

3. Our latest update, the Pit Stop Update, will have you racing through funky obstacles and challenges like never before. And don’t forget to check out Funkin Crew’s blog post for all the latest gossip.

4. Want to chat with Ninjamuffin and PA? They did an AMA on our server, so you can ask them all your burning questions about the game.

5. The modding community on our server is insane! From new funky beats to wild skins, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a funky adventure like no other!

EvilCorp Minecraft Server

corporate corruption, corporate greed, corporate irresponsibility, corporate malpractice, corporate misconduct, corporate misdeeds, corporate scandals, corporate wrongdoing, evil company, EvilCorp, lack of accountability, lack of awareness, Minecraft, Server, social responsibility, unethical actions, unethical behavior, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical conduct, unethical corporations, unethical culture, unethical practices

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is as chaotic as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of madness and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling evil corporations in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build your own empire and take down the corrupt overlords who seek to control the land with their nefarious schemes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to uncover their secrets and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of bacon. Trust us, you won’t regret it!