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Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	172	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	New Chunks Explored:	955569

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Votes:	7641	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	5041
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for "someplace better," whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem "raped" after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	597454
Players Killed by Monsters:	4986	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crops Grown:	4742	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

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