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LoreMasterMC SMP: The Legend of My Name

Account.., AliAs, Background, backstory, Character, Explanation, handle, History, Identity, legend, Lore, LoreMasterMC, Meaning, moniker, Nickname, ONLINE, Origin, Persona, smp, Story, Tag, Title, username

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Farms Harvested:	287	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Crops Grown:	8616

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got the craziest lore behind our usernames. Like, my username is “DiamondDude420” because I once found a diamond the size of a freakin’ watermelon and I smoked it like a joint. True story, bro!

And don’t even get me started on “CreeperQueen69” over here. She got her name because she once tamed a creeper and rode it like a majestic steed into battle. It exploded, but she survived because she’s a freakin’ queen, bro!

So if you wanna be part of the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! We got diamond joints, creeper queens, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Don’t miss out, bros!

$10K SpeechCraft

#speechcraft, 10k, Public speaking Speech topics Informative speeches $10

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Gods Slained:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world of our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears out of nowhere and challenges you to give a one-hour speech on any topic of your choice. But here’s the catch – they’ll pay you $10,000 for your troubles!

Now, you might be thinking, “What kind of crazy server is this?” Well, let me tell you, this server is not your average Minecraft experience. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with enchanted loot, giant chickens that roam the land, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out quests for rare items.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and reward you handsomely for your knowledge and wit, look no further. Join us today and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft speech champion!

CraftyWarfareSG

China, Conflict, CraftyWarfareSG, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, Global, international relations, leadership, Military, pm, Politics, relations, SECURITY, Singapore, singapore news, Southeast Asia, third world war, US, Warning, world news

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant monuments to peace and friendship to stop the “third world war” between US and China! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and prevent a global catastrophe, join us now!

20 Years From 01/23/45

012345, 20 year anniversary, 20 years, 2045, 20th anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, calendar date, commemoration, date marking, date stamp, historical date, historical milestone, Important milestone, January 23, memorable date, milestone, significant event, significant moment, special occasion, Years

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4979
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? We are like, exactly 20 years from a 012345 (01/23/45) date stamp. Why is that important, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, time moves backwards! That’s right, you can literally go back in time and relive all your favorite moments from the past.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party! You can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. See you on the flip side, my fellow time travelers!

Monkey Madness Mine

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal physiology, capuchin monkeys, climate change impact, data analysis, drought resilience, environmental stress, hormone levels, madness, MONKEY, natural selection, primate research, research, resilience in nature, scientific discovery, stress response, Survival, University of Michigan, wild primates, wildlife conservation, wildlife study

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	194	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even capuchin monkeys are playing on it!

These monkeys are so hardcore, they’re facing droughts and still thriving like champs. They’re showing us how to handle stress like pros, just like you’ll learn on our server. Join us and you’ll be as cool as a capuchin monkey, swinging through the trees and dominating the game.

Our server is the place to be for all you wild primates out there. So come on, join us and let’s show those other servers who’s boss! Let’s get wild and crazy together, just like those awesome capuchin monkeys. See you there, gamers!

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult themes, Anime, cheerleaders, Fan Service, FANTASY, feminine characters, folklore, futuristic setting, historical fiction, History, Kingdoms, Manga, mature content, Mythology, PIXEL, reccomendations, Schoolgirls, Sci Fi, seinen, strong female leads, Traditional Culture, women being feminine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a mix of all your favorite things but in blocky pixel form!

We got women being feminine, folklore creatures running around, some seinen vibes for the mature players, and even sci-fi elements to blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! We also throw in some historical references, fan service for all you thirsty gamers, and even cheerleaders and schoolgirls for that extra dose of fun.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a crazy mashup of all the best things in life, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyNetCashGrab

$20/month, AITAH, barely used, cheap internet, CraftyNetCashGrab, different company, expensive internet, going out to eat, Grandfathered price, gullible, Hiking, hobbies, homebody, mail, not wanting to pay, offer, roommate, SIGNED UP, sitting at home, Working

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!

CraftyCopStop

AUTHORITY, citation, compliance, Confrontation, consequences, Conversation, cooperation, CraftyCopStop, Interaction, law enforcement, legal rights, police officer, professional demeanor, respectful communication, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stop, traffic ticket, traffic violation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

autos, Business, Canadian oil, CraftyTrump, economic policy, Economy, ENERGY, environmental impact, Exports, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Lumber, Minecraft, Natural resources, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, world economic forum

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gods Slained:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.

PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinas, civil liberties, dissenting views, forced confinement, freedom of speech, government oppression, human rights abuses, human rights violations, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, political activism, political dissidents, political prisoners, political repression, psychiatric hospitals, PsychoCraft, social control, troublemakers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!