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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2878 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
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