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Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6629	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Buildings Constructed:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6601	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6754	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	698
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	868	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	496	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	376734	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!