gtPosutingu Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Free Alpha: LINK Minecraft SMP

Alpha, bagholders, Blockchain, capitulate, cryptocurrency, finance, free, free alpha, Historic, investing, Link, market, Millionaires, Minecraft, OG link marines, Pump, Resentment, Rotation, Send, Sergey, smp, solana, spite pump, Trading

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Votes:	3092
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing for days.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and even participate in a massive Link pump that will make you a millionaire in no time! That’s right, forget about boring old mining and crafting, it’s all about pumping and printing millionaires on our server.

Don’t miss out on the historic rotation from Link into Link, it’s going to be a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineHex

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft PVP Survival Economy Creative Minigames SMP Roleplay Quests Plugins Factions Vanilla Redstone Bedwars Parkour Hypixel Towny Pixelmon Prison

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mines Excavated:	4350
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

MineHex: Your Skyblock Server Without Wipe! Discover MineHex, the perfect Skyblock server for true Minecraft fans! Here, your island stays safe as it will never wipe. Build your own paradise in the sky, explore unique challenges and collaborate with an active and friendly community. With exclusive events, custom plugins and a dedicated staff, MineHex offers you an unforgettable Skyblock experience. Join now and start your adventure on MineHex! Supported versions from 1.19.4 to 1.new version

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

ACHERON, along the passing shore, Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Avneturine, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, nihility, No Break, No Dazzle, PELA, preservation, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Sampo, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Buildings Constructed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with magical creatures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing landscapes. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy? No problem. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive content like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you can uncover ancient secrets and hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on the “No Dazzle, No Break” Rappa trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll be watching it on repeat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Why Did They Stop Making Comedy Movies? Are There No Funny Writers… Minecraft SMP

comedic actors, comedic films, comedic talent, comedic timing, comedy, comedy genre, comedy genre decline, comedy movies, comedy scripts, comedy writers, Entertainment, film industry, funny, funny scripts, funny writers, humor, humor industry, humorists., Laughter, making, Minecraft, movie industry, movie production, movies, scriptwriting, smp, STOP, Writers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the funniest place in all of blocky land! We’ve got more jokes than a creeper has TNT, and our players are as hilarious as a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for a laugh riot of epic proportions, where the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got comedy skits, stand-up routines, and even a prank war that will leave you in stitches. Plus, our custom plugins will have you rolling on the floor laughing as you navigate through our wacky world.

So why did they stop making comedy movies? Because they couldn’t compete with the non-stop hilarity of our Minecraft SMP! Join us now and prepare to laugh your blocks off.

The Hellix

1.17, Anarchy, Ban, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hacks, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Spam, Survival, Website

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to “The Hellix” Anarchy Minecraft Server Check out our website at: thehellix.com Hacks or Spam will result in a 30 Day Ban

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Stonekeep

Adventure, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fortresses, gameplay, Legacy, Medieval, Minecraft, PvP, Quest, rare items, Realm, Server, Stonekeep, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Stonekeep! Step into the legendary world of Stonekeep! This medieval adventure combines challenging gameplay, rare items, and a vibrant community. Whether you’re building mighty fortresses, exploring hidden dungeons, or battling fierce foes, a new quest always awaits. Join us and carve your legacy in the realm of Stonekeep!

104.247.112.54

””> Be Edgy Minecraft Server””

banned, Behavior, comfort zone, community guidelines, community standards, consequences, consequences of actions, Edgy, edgy behavior, introspection, leftist community, Minecraft, personal growth, repeating patterns, rule breaking, rules, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of being oppressed by the leftist rule of other Minecraft servers? Are you a rebel at heart, constantly getting banned for your edgy comments? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the edgy! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you say all the edgy shit you want without fear of being banned. Embrace the chaos and join us on the server where edgy is the new cool. Let’s see how long you can last before getting banned again!

Don’t Forget Anons, Before Silky’s Minecraft SMP

Anons, Anonymity, Character development, cryptic dialogue, don’t forget, dont, Enigmatic, enigmatic figure, Foreshadowing, forget, hidden identity, intriguing backstory, long tail, Minecraft, mysterious character, mysterious past, narrative technique, plot progression, plot twist, Silky’s flashback, Silkys, smp, storytelling, Suspenseful, unexpected reveal

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	8602
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU! That’s right, you are the star of the show here.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny is hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting for a brave soul like yourself to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and rule the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Connection, craving, desire, fulfillment, get laid, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Minecraft, Need, Passion, physical intimacy, relationship, romance, satisfaction, Server, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, yearning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no luck in finding that special someone to share them with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you lonely miners out there. Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a pickaxe at! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to cuddle up with in your virtual bed? So come join us and let the love (and diamond) mining begin!

Boomer Plays Minecraft SMP

boomer, bored, cultural appropriation, DISRESPECTFUL, facebook, first nations, History, ignorance, indigenous, Losers, Minecraft, offensive, Old, online behavior, PLAYS, racism, smp, social media, social-networking, Stereotypes, trolling, wagon burner, white person

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against wagon burners or anyone else for that matter! Join us if you’re tired of Facebook thinking you’re a historical vehicle arsonist. Our server is filled with players who love to flip off white people for fun and claim they were here first in every situation. Plus, our history buffs will entertain you with random facts about the past that will blow your mind! Don’t be a loser, join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!