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Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	198
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crops Grown:	5724	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

art, artist community, BLOCK, cartoon, character design, collaboration, creative process, creativity, creeper, design challenge, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Fan art, hobby, illustration, inspiration, meme, online forum, request thread, sneed, Sneed edition, SneedCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

Bastille, dark souls, Frustration, gamer problems, Gaming, Gaming Community, Lost, lost bastille, lost progress, Lost Souls, lost souls in challenging games, lost souls in dark souls, lost souls in difficult games, lost souls in gaming, lost souls in lost bastille, lost souls in video game dungeons, lost souls in video games, Rage Quit, Safer, soul loss, Souls, SoulSuckingCraft, video games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6802
Enchantments Applied:	207	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	195657
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

addiction, AntiNormalfag, Assholes, BETRAYAL, college, Deception, dissatisfaction, Drugs, fake friends, Friends, Girlfriend, ISOLATION, Job, Loneliness, memes, Minecraft, normalfag, Online Community, regret, room, Server, theft, unhappiness, Unleash, wow nerds

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

ainz ooal gown, albedo, Anime, anticipation, best girl, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark fantasy, Edition, EXCITEMENT, fan favorite, FANTASY, guild members, isekai, light novel, LN adaptation, Magic, Overlord, powerful protagonist, screen adaptation, supreme beings, virtual reality, world domination

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!

SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

anger, antisocial behavior, Bigotry, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, harmful attitudes, harmful beliefs, hate, ignorance, inclusion, intolerance, mental illness, prejudice, racial tension, racism, SnowflakeCraft, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people, worries

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Buildings Constructed:	46
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Star Shards Collected:	73

Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

Beliefs, Cows, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural understanding, Desperation, discrimination, DISTANCING, Diversity, Hinduism, India, Indians, justification, Larping, misconceptions, online learning, past few years, prejudice, right, Stereotypes, whats

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.

Crafty Banter

annoying character, annoying voice, banter, budget blown, budget concerns, budget wasted, character annoyance, character dialogue, Crafty, dialogue annoyance, dialogue budget, dialogue complaints, dialogue repetition, game budget, game dialogue, generic victory voice, hitting switch, Hogwarts Legacy, mundane dialogue, Pointless dialogue, second playthrough, victory voice

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!