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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8493 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 475 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
We promise a gaming experience so messy, you’ll feel right at home. Our players are just like your boyfriend – smart, hot, and hilarious, but with a touch of immaturity that keeps things interesting.
Join us for a server where the only rule is to never clean up after yourself. We encourage sloppy chewing, stained shirts, and messy builds that would make even the messiest bachelor proud.
So if you’re tired of cleaning up after everyone else, come join us and let loose in a world where messiness reigns supreme. Who needs a functioning member of society when you can have a messy Minecraft server instead?