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CraftyCommiesLOL

Biden administration, Biden administration statement, casualties in Russia, CraftyCommiesLOL, deployment, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic fallout, foreign policy, global conflict, international relations, mass casualties, military deployment, North Korea, North Korean casualties, North Korean deployment, North Korean losses, North Korean military, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, White House

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	223	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	372
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Star Shards Collected:	255

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵

Blocky Vaccine Trials

Bacteria, blocky, C. difficile, clinical trial, Disappointment, efficacy trial, Failed, gastrointestinal, Healthcare, infection, Medical, pharmaceuticals, phase 3, Prevention, primary endpoint, research, Results, study, Treatment, Trials, vaccine, well tolerated

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!

join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?

come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Community, Customization, Dungeon, Events, Exploration, guild, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Mythical, Progression, Quests, Roleplaying, serpent, Skills, smp, strategy, Undead

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	181	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	99
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Overview
Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

Join our Discord server for more information!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Dungeon SMP server?	You can join the server by following the link provided in the overview above and joining our Discord server for further instructions.
What classes can I choose from?	There are various classes available such as Serpent, Undead, and more. Each class has its own unique abilities and attributes.
Is there a leveling system in the server?	Yes, there is a leveling system in place where you can grind to become stronger and unlock new abilities.
Are there hidden secrets in the dungeon?	Yes, the dungeon is filled with different rooms and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.
How can I get more information about the lore of the Fallen Gods?	You can explore the dungeon and interact with NPCs to uncover more information about the lore of the Fallen Gods.

Finn’s Dream Realm 1.20.4

#Finns, 1.20.4, arent, Así, dream, long tail tags, Realm

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question reality? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy. We’ve got more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party.

Forget about the normies, come hang out with us and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Mighty Heroes of Minecraft SMP

Admiration, athletes, Bravery, Champions, courage, Dedication, determination, friendship, Heroes, inspiration, long tail tags: heroes, loyalty, Mighty, Minecraft, OUR HEROES, perseverance, role models, smp, Sportsmanship, Support, teamwork, triumph, Unity, Victory, vinicius

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with brave heroes who embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build magnificent castles, and… well, Vinicius is just there to add some extra chaos.

Join our server if you want to witness Vinicius accidentally setting fire to his own house for the tenth time, or watch as our heroes try to navigate through a maze filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out in epic dance-offs. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and Vinicius’s questionable building skills.

LoveRiskMinecraftSMP

Commitment, consequences, courage, Decision making, devotion, emotions, fear, fulfillment, HEARTBREAK, love, LoveRiskMinecraftSMP, Passion, regret, relationships, Risk, sacrifice, Trust, uncertainty, Vulnerability, worth it

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ores Mined:	3498
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

OMG you guys, like, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s literally the craziest place ever, like, I once saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while singing the national anthem backwards. It was wild, bro.

But seriously, this server is like the ultimate love story. You gotta take risks, man. Like, one time I built a giant heart out of diamonds for my crush on the server and she was like, “OMG, marry me in Minecraft!” And I was like, “HECK YEAH!”

So, if you wanna take risks for love and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s totally worth it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us and experience the love and chaos of this Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. 😉🔥🎉

CrazyCraftersUnited

abnormal behavior, Behavior, cognitive functioning, CrazyCraftersUnited, Diagnosis, emotional health, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health disorders, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, psychiatric conditions, psychological well-being, Psychology, societal norms, stigma

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	386795
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where eating pizza for breakfast isn’t considered normal behavior? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let your pizza-loving flag fly high as we embrace all forms of breakfast madness.

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will teach you their sick moves and you’ll be the coolest player on the server in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy. Imagine building a house out of candy canes and gingerbread – it’s every Minecraft player’s dream come true!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where anything is possible and breakfast pizza is always on the menu. You won’t regret it!

YemenMissileDefenseCraft

advanced defense system, Defense, defense capabilities, defense technology, deployed, first time, intercepts, Middle East conflict, military defense, military technology, missile defense, missile defense system, missile defense technology, missile interception, missile threat, national security, System, US defense system, Yemen conflict, Yemen missile, YemenMissileDefenseCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BEST DEFENSE SYSTEM IN DA WORLD, WE INTERCEPT MISSILES LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL. YEAH, WE’RE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN MINECRAFT. COME JOIN US AND FEEL THE THRILL OF SAVING THE WORLD FROM YEMEN MISSILES. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC ADVENTURE!

Impalas vs Chevy Impalas Server

actual impalas, car comparison, car facts, car popularity, car sightings, car trivia, chevy, Chevy Impalas, Chevy vehicles, Impalas, Server, vehicle statistics

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5006
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more creepers than a taylor swift album, i swear! like, u gonna be runnin from them like u run from ur responsibilities, fam. and our diamond mines are so lit, u gonna be blingin like a disco ball in no time. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and nether stars. it’s like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow in a field of diamonds, i’m tellin ya. so come join us, cuz on this server, we don’t just play minecraft, we live it.

CraftopiaMC

1:500 scale map, auction house, CraftopiaMC, Earth, earth smp server, Griefers, java players, Land claiming, marketplace, MCMMO, MCMMO features, Minecraft, real-world locations, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Mines Excavated:	4180	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

CraftopiaMC is a Quality Public Earth SMP Server available for both Java Players can explore a 1:500 scale map of Earth, build in real-world locations, and protect their land from griefers. The server features land claiming, an in-game auction house, a marketplace, towny and MCMMO features.

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