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CraftyCurrencyWarz

#clandestine activities, #covert operations, Black Market, Counterfeiting, CraftyCurrencyWarz, currency manipulation, currency wars, economic espionage, economic sanctions, economic terrorism, economic warfare, fake currency, financial sabotage, Financial Stability, financial warfare, Hyperinflation.., illicit activities, Intelligence Operations, international relations, monetary policy, national security

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Items Found:	6330	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a master counterfeit currency maker! That’s right, you can print fake currency from enemy countries and cause chaos and hyperinflation like never before. Imagine the thrill of secretly distributing fake money and watching as the economy crumbles before your eyes. But beware, the authorities may be onto you, so be sure to hide your printing press well! Join now for a wild ride of economic sabotage and chaos!

BloodyMinerGirlz

biology, Blood, BloodyMinerGirlz, equality, facts, gender, gender biology, gender differences, gender equality, gender health, gender statistics, health, human body, Lifetime, Medical, Men, menstruation, menstruation cycle, physiology, statistics, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	520246
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own period palace and fight off hordes of angry tampons! we got a special quest where u gotta find the magical pad of power to save the land from the evil cramp monster. plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombie pigmen. come join the bloody fun!

Serenity SMP: Where Using a Bedrock in PvP Is Totally Encouraged!

Asia, banned, bedrock, Cheat, claim commands, Community, Doxxing, encouraged, Hack, Handouts, host, Join, MARK, Ping, PvP, Raid, repeat, Respect, Serenity, Skilled, smp, Survival, Thrive, Totally, Toxicity

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	100
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	110	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Server Name	Bedrock Only Survival Server
Description	Survive, Thrive, Repeat. Build, raid, and make your mark on a world where only the best survive.
Server Rules	No Hacking/Cheating: Play fair or don’t play at all. Respect Others: No disrespect or harassment towards fellow players. No Doxxing: Revealing personal info about others will get you banned. Keep it Civil: Slurs are allowed, but keep it in-game and in moderation. No excessive toxicity. No Begging: Earn your keep, don’t ask for handouts.
Community	Join our community of skilled Survivors and raiders. (Try not to get raided, there’s no claim commands)
Server Location	Asia

FAQ

Q: What is the IP address?

A: The IP address is serenitysmp.online

Q: What is the Port number?

A: The Port number is 19132

Q: Can I hack or cheat on this server?

A: No, hacking or cheating is not allowed. Play fair or don’t play at all.

Q: Are there any claim commands on this server?

A: No, there are no claim commands. Try not to get raided by other players.

Q: What is the server’s ping like for players in Asia?

A: The server is hosted in Asia, so players in Asia can expect a good ping.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Catholic beliefs, catholic community, catholic dating, Catholic lifestyle, Catholic singles, Catholic values, catholicism, dating advice, dating as a Catholic, dating challenges, dating struggles, dating tips, faith-based relationships, finding a girlfriend, girlfriend search, Holycraft, love life, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, religious dating, Server, single Catholic

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a special potion that guarantees you’ll find the Minecraft girlfriend of your dreams, even if you’re Catholic! Just drink it and watch as all the pixelated ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most elusive creature in the game. Will you be the one to win her heart and ride off into the sunset on her scaly back? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP: Griefer’s Paradise

Anime, azur lane, blue archive, ecchi, F/GO, gacha, genshin impact, Girl’s Frontline, Griefers, honkai star rail, lewd, Mcsmp, Minecraft, mobile games, Neural Cloud, nikke, Paradise, Pictures, Scenarios, Sexy, Slutposting, smp, thighs, waifus

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take gacha slutposting to a whole new level! Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, on our server, we only care about one thing – sexy gacha girls!

Join us if you want to see your favorite waifus from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, and more come to life in pixelated form. We have created a special mod that turns every block into a voluptuous vixen, so you can literally build your dream harem!

But beware, the mobs on our server are not your typical zombies and creepers. They are all sexy gacha girls looking for some action, so be prepared to fight them off with your diamond sword and pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare loot drop in the form of a lewd fanart or a scandalous scenario.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with gacha sluts, lewd adventures, and endless laughs! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of thirst for those pixelated babes.

TheWiggler Minecraft Server

anger management, anxiety, calling in sick, CEO, chat gpt, colleagues, emotional distress, fan fiction, losing temper, Minecraft, office dynamics, overreacted, pet name, professional behavior, promotion competition, Server, TheWiggler, work girlfriend, work slack channel, workplace bullying, workplace culture, zoom call

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being the villain in your own story? Join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own epic tale! No more being called “The Wiggler” or dealing with workplace drama. On our server, you can build your own empire, slay dragons, and show everyone who the real boss is. Say goodbye to Zoom calls and hello to a world where you call the shots. Join now and leave the office politics behind!

CraftyDadLULZ

child abuse, child discipline, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyDadLULZ, emotional trauma, estranged relationships, family drama, family dynamics, father in-law, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, grudges, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, personal values, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, unresolved conflict

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	723	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?

BetrayerBeware

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal aftermath, betrayal consequences, betrayal recovery, betrayal recovery process, betrayal trauma, BetrayerBeware, broken trust, consequences, coping with betrayal, dealing with betrayal, Deceit, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Karma, moving on, Revenge, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Have you ever been betrayed by someone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we take betrayal to a whole new level! When someone betrays you, we unleash a pack of angry wolves to hunt them down and make them pay for their treachery! It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) revenge story unfolding right before your eyes. So come join us and see what happens to the person who dares to betray you! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, border protection, BorderBlock, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, Invasion, investigation, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, Political, Report, Russian general, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine attack

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got a russian general who, like, dismantled some border-protection group, right? and then, outta nowhere, ukraine attacks! it’s like, a total war zone, man. but don’t worry, we got all the protection you need on this server. join us and be part of the chaos, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched

brain health, brain tissue, BrainCrafters, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, human health, marine pollution, microplastic contamination, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, scientific research, surface, toxic substances, untouched

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	398637	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Animals Bred:	108	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.

there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!