My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5923
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

TinyCraft: Where Petite Women Rule the Virtual World!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8214
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	202	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, you’re in luck because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant spiders, battle zombie ninjas, and even take a dip in a pool of liquid diamonds! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary dancing creeper who will boogie down with you!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement!

Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Votes:	3463
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

Fembot’s Fine Mine – Where Even Robots Can Have Fun!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	7174	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the Fembot NPCs can’t resist your charm! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, mind-blowing builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low to your sick beats. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your skills in building, exploring, and trolling your friends. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated Fembot! 💃🤖💕

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SleepyBiterCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even sleeping is an adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally biting yourself while sleeping – it’s a feature, not a bug!

Our server is so insane that even your dreams will be filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to cuddle. Who needs a good night’s sleep when you can have a night full of unexpected surprises?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become part of a community where sleepwalking is encouraged and sleep biting is just a normal part of the experience. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll discover in our world of endless possibilities!

MoanCraft – Where even the creepers can’t compete with the noise!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3147	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only soundtrack you’ll hear is white women moaning in the background! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – it’s actually HEALING for your soul. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

Our server is so INSANE that even the PLATFORM TWITTER had to take notice. That’s right, we’re breaking the internet with our one-of-a-kind gameplay and OUTRAGEOUS music choices. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly special.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and an open mind – you’re going to need it!

Crafty2024: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join us on a journey through a world filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges that will make you question reality itself.

Our server is so legendary that even in the year 2024, people will still be talking about it. Forget about that forgotten game with a promising storyline, because here you will find a teen drama that will make Life is Strange look like a children’s cartoon.

Our characters are not just cute and original, they are mind-blowing and will leave you speechless. Join us and become part of a community that will never let you down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the unbelievable world of our Minecraft server!

JesusCraft: Where even creepers say their prayers!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	936776

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how Christian western countries really are! Our server is so Christian, even the creepers say their prayers before exploding.

We have churches made entirely out of diamond blocks, where players can attend virtual sermons and confess their virtual sins. Our moderators dress up as priests and bless players with enchanted items for good luck in their virtual adventures.

But beware, if you don’t follow the Ten Commandments of our server, you might end up in virtual hell, where the only way out is to mine your way through a maze of obsidian blocks.

So come on, join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only way to survive is through faith and redstone!

Blocky Babes: Where Minecraft meets 10/10 Women!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of searching for the perfect 10/10 woman in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can find the most epic and gorgeous women you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find your dream girl. From pixelated princesses to blocky beauties, we have it all!

But beware, these women are not your average Minecraft villagers. They are strong, independent, and crafty – literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect 10/10 woman before someone else does!

GohanCraft: Where Minecraft meets Dragon Ball Z!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

: The Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our MODS are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a whirling Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a villager who speaks only in memes to a chicken who thinks it’s a superhero, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Disco Dungeon, where the party never stops and the loot is as shiny as a beacon in the night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life!

LolCraft: LakhLoving Indians

Awareness, Casual, colloquial, Communication, crore, culture, English, Global, Indians, International, LAKH, LakhLoving, Language, linguistic, LolCraft, Misconception, Slang, Speech, Understanding, Usage, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of Indian English! Join us and witness players casually throwing around terms like “lakh” and “crore” as if they’re the most universal words in the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious moments where players try to explain these terms to confused foreigners, leading to some epic misunderstandings. Imagine a player asking for “1 crore diamonds” and everyone thinking they’re a literal millionaire in the game!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and cultural enlightenment, join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew learning about Indian numerals could be so entertaining in a virtual world?

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