My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	7136	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mines Excavated:	3416
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	46903	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

800 million years ago, Algae, amoebae, ANCESTORS, ancient life, Animals, Biodiversity, classical theory, Diverse, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, glaciations, Life, life on earth, Lineages, Neoproterozoic, Neoproterozoic period, planet, Plants, scientific discovery, Study finds, survivors

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

armor, Banking, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Crates, Custom, destiny, Diablo, final bosses, Great, Loot drops, magic spells, MakeAVAlon, mmo, Npcs, ONLINE, Pets, Plugins, Quests, Silk Touch Spawners, Skills, Skyrim, Slime, smp, Square, Storyline, Towns, Towny environment, Voting, weapons, World of Warcraft, Years

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5821	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399

Avalon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/play-cheatmine-net/">Minecraft Server</a>

Avalon Minecraft Server

Server Trailer: Watch Here

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Custom Armor & Weapons

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1037
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

PhoneFlipperPro

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Star Shards Collected:	214	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4685
Towns Built:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Emeralds Found:	3022	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchantments Applied:	205	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

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