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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Accounts, Arabs, Bigotry, blockbusters, Censorship, community guidelines, cultural stereotypes, cyberbullying, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Indians, instagram, Jews, mass-flags, Meta, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, porn, racism, Server, sexual degenerates, social media

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

SMP Chef & Maid – Minecraft SMP

Board, Catch, Chef, clean, Cook, Demand, follow the husband, husband, love, love your parents, Maid, Minecraft, parents, sex on demand, smp, Terminal, they cook, Yellow fever

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Potions Brewed:	106
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers cook and clean for you, sex is on demand (in-game of course), and you must love your virtual parents and follow your virtual husband! But wait, there’s more! The catch? Well, let’s just say our server has terminal yellow fever…literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, bizarre love triangles, and unexpected twists and turns. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

BroBro’sGuestRoom Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBrosGuestRoom, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, generational differences, guest room, household rules, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, privacy, roommates, Server, sharing a room, sibling relationships, Siblings, strict parents, teenage angst, teenage daughters

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t have to share a room with your annoying sibling!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own virtual bedroom, complete with all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft palace. No bunk beds, no sharing wardrobes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And if you ever feel the need for some sibling-free relaxation, our server offers a special “guest room” feature where you can kick back and enjoy some peace and quiet. No need to scream at your parents here – we’ve got your back!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the cramped quarters behind. Who knew virtual reality could provide such sweet relief from real-life sibling drama? Join now and say goodbye to sharing a room forever!

GFsNephewEduFunLand

Behavior, Boundaries, child development, Communication, consequences, discipline, educating, family dynamics, GFsNephewEduFunLand, girlfriend’s nephew, JOKE, parenting, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, Respect, stealing, trouble maker, Upset

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can defend your precious blocks from troublemakers like my gf’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with thieves, drama, and important life lessons!

Imagine playing on a server where you have to protect your virtual belongings from sneaky little kids who think stealing is just a joke. Just like in real life, you’ll have to educate them on the importance of respecting other players’ property while fending off their attempts to raid your chests.

But beware, if you stand up for yourself, you might just find yourself in a virtual family feud with angry parents calling you names for not being able to take a joke. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other Minecraft server!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a family gathering with a mischievous nephew, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s yours!

IllegalGriefer420 – Minecraft SMP

breaking the law, criminal behavior, illegal activities, illegal activities at home, illegal activities for thrill, illegal activities list, illegal activities to avoid, illegal activities to do at night, illegal activities to try, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal habits, illegal things to do, illegal things to do for fun, IllegalGriefer420, illicit actions, law breaking activities, law violation, Minecraft, prohibited actions, rule breaking, smp, unlawful behavior

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	73
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1207	Farms Harvested:	487

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage illegal activities! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, here you can participate in underground black market trading, organize heists on other players’ bases, and even start your own illegal casino!

Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious player on the server and have a whole FBI task force after you (just kidding…or are we?). So come on, what illegal thing do you usually do? Let’s take it to the next level on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost

brain function, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive decline study, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, covid complications, covid consequences, covid long term effects, covid research, covid survivors, CovidCraft, health impacts, IQ points, long haulers, long-term effects, Lost, mental health, neurological symptoms, pandemic, pandemic aftermath, Points, Server, severe COVID-19

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together!

BlockyTerrorGone

Assassination, BlockyTerrorGone, Conflict, Dead, extremist, freedom, gaza, Hamas, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, Revenge, target killing., terror chief, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ores Mined:	658	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of being a hamas terror chief and boasting about ur freedom before getting rekt and dying within hours! build ur own terrorist hideout, recruit minions, and plot world domination all while dodging airstrikes and rival factions. who will be the last terror chief standing? join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

NoMoMosquitoKillsMC

Alaska, Arctic, Canada, cultural diversity, cultural practices, environmental conservation, Eskimos, Greenland, indigenous people, insect behavior, insect control, insect-borne diseases, mosquito bites, mosquito populations, mosquito repellent, mosquitoes, natural remedies, NoMoMosquitoKillsMC, sustainable living, traditional beliefs, traditional knowledge

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Eskimos who are legit the only peeps who never killed dem pesky mosquitoes. Like, they be chillin’ with dem bugs like it’s no biggie.

Join us and be part of dis epic adventure where u can team up with Eskimos and build a mosquito sanctuary or somethin’. Who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a mosquito and ride it into battle against other players.

So, what u waitin’ for? Come join da madness and be part of dis one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where anything is possible, even makin’ friends with mosquitoes. Let’s get weird, y’all!

CraftyCreeperz

anxiety, coping mechanisms, counseling, CraftyCreeperz, depression, genetic component, genetics, Hereditary, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Psychological, ptsd, PTSD awareness, PTSD support, stress, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a surprise party every time u log on.

we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground society of ninja villagers. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken or battle a dragon made out of cheese.

plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a never-ending party where everyone’s invited. we throw epic events like zombie pigman dance parties and llama races.

so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma was a total legend in Minecraft.”

TerritoryMC

airdrop event, Community, Conquest, Custom Gear, custom weapons, Domination, Economy, Economy System, Events, gameplay, Loot, minecraft server, multiplayer, Nations, PvP, Siege War, Siegewar, Survival, TerritoryMC, Towns, Towny, war events, youtube channel

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a server, where you can conquer the world, or gain total domination over the server’s economy? Well this is what TerritoryMC is about!

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We really hope that you do find this server interesting, as more players = more fun! So please consider joining!

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