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WildersCraft: Only True Minecraft!

Comments.., Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomatic, distanced, Dutch cabinet, extremism, far right, Geert Wilders, Government, international relations, Jordan, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nationalism, opposition, palestine, Politics, Statement, True, WildersCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	3270	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, so like, come join our cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. Plus, our diamond armor is so bling bling, it blinds the Ender Dragon. And get this, our villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts – you won’t wanna miss it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Dutch cabinet wants in on the action. They heard about our epic builds and decided to build their own pixelated parliament. Geert Wilders even tried to claim Jordan as the only true Palestine in our world, but we shut him down with a TNT explosion of logic.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs? Let’s get blocky, baby!

NomNomCraft

animal nutrition, balanced diet, dietary choices, feeding habits, food consumption, food for thought, Food Industry, food sustainability, health benefits, Healthy Eating, human diet, human food, Long-term Health, meal frequency, meal plan, NomNomCraft, nutrition, pet diet, pet food, pet health, sustainable eating

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	680865
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, fam, do you ever get tired of eating boring old human food? Well, on this lit Minecraft server, we got a wacky twist for ya! Imagine eating “human food” like it’s pet food, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe and healthy. Just chow down on that three times a day and you’ll be as strong as a diamond sword in no time! Join us for some crazy culinary adventures and see if you can survive on this wild diet. Who needs regular food when you can have “human food” instead? Come join the madness today!

RainyDay

Adventure, bedrock, Challenging, Community, Custom, Dedicated Staff, Enjoyable environment, family friendly, Grind-based, java, Minecraft, Non-overpowered, rainyday, Safe, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to RainyDay, a custom-developed, non-overpowered Skyblock server that builds on the classic vanilla Skyblock experience. Our goal is to capture and expand upon the magic of the original, ensuring every feature stays true to that spirit. RainyDay provides a challenging and engaging grind-based Skyblock adventure available on both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our fantastic, family-friendly community where players of all ages can enjoy our server, supported by our dedicated staff team that ensures a safe and enjoyable environment.

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Silvermons Modded Pixelmon: Where Endermen play hide and Cyndaquils seek revenge

1.16.5, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, Curseforge, Custom, Cyndaquils, ELITE 4, endermen, Gyms, Hide, LEvel cap, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Pixelmon, Play, Player Gym system, Rank progression, Revenge, Seek, Server, Silvermons, Tournaments

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Potions Brewed:	136
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Silvermons Minecraft Server FAQ

1. What is Silvermons?

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

2. What features does Silvermons have?

Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, the server offers Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP play.silvermons.com in your Minecraft client.

KamalaCraft Minecraft Server

Democratic nominee, democratic party, disbelief, election, election results, election rigging, kamala harris, Kamala Harris for president, Kamala Harris nomination, KamalaCraft, LAUGHING, Minecraft, nominee, political analysis, political commentary, political humor, Politics, predictions, presidential race, rigging, Server, skepticism, state elections

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	89
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are they really picking Kamala Harris as the nominee? Dude. They won’t win a SINGLE state. Even with the rigging. It’s like trying to win a game of Minecraft without any diamonds – IMPOSSIBLE! Join our server where we promise you’ll have better luck at finding diamonds than the Democrats have at winning an election with Kamala Harris as their nominee. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that even the most seasoned players haven’t discovered yet. So come join us and let’s show those Dems how it’s done!

FemCraft: A Modern Minecraft Server

attractiveness, buzzwords, Communication, elitism, entitled men, entitlements, FemCraft, FEMINIST, IMMORAL, incel, male entitlement, Minecraft, MODERN, Pain, personal ideal, pop psychology, Server, sexual feelings, society, ugly men, uncharismatic men, uncomfortable men, unpleasant men, validation, wiser traditions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3825
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the oppression of pop-psychology feminist buzzwords? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for uncomfortable, uncharismatic, and downright ugly men who just want to play some blocky games without being judged.

Join us and experience the thrill of skulking back into your hole without fear of being coerced or censored by entitled individuals. Our wiser traditions tell you not to listen to your immoral sexual feelings, so leave them at the door and come build with us.

Don’t let the haters tell you that your pain and feelings aren’t valid – on our server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a dangerous incel. So come on down and punch down with us while we laugh at the pseudo-intellectual excuses of the entitled masses. Join now and let’s build a world where awkward interactions are celebrated, not shamed.

NoSisILAllowed grief-free zone

Boundaries, Community, Confrontation, difficult decisions, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family tension, Grieffree, house rules, moral dilemma, Neighborhood, NoSisILAllowed, personal belongings, personal values, relationships, setting boundaries, sister-in-law, theft, trust issues, trustworthiness, Zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with stolen diamonds, family feuds, and epic confrontations.

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, with twists and turns at every corner. Witness the epic battles between players as they fight for justice and revenge.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and solving mysteries. Will you be the hero who exposes the thief in our midst, or will you be the one causing chaos and drama?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Analysis, biden, Bidens, blocky, democratic party, elections, Future, Government, Impact, leadership, Minecraft, party dynamics, party reform., party unity, policy, Politics, potential candidates, Server, speculation, stepping down, strategy, TRANSITION, uncertainty, voter sentiment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Animals Bred:	187
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only party we care about is the Creeper Party! Watch out for exploding surprises around every corner as you navigate through our wild and wacky world. Who needs Biden when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Join now for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy Creeper Kingdom!

RegretCraft – Live with it!

acceptance, Choices, consequences, forgiveness, growth, Guilt, hindsight, learning, Life, Live, missed opportunities, mistake, moving on, past, personal development, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, self improvement, self-forgiveness, sorrow

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5891	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your pet chicken in Minecraft? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server where you can resurrect your beloved poultry friend with a simple right-click!

Our server is so magical that even creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of insane adventures and regret-free gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to make all your Minecraft dreams come true?

BlockyOlympicThreats

ALERT, BlockyOlympicThreats, Caution, Competition, Event, fear, History, International, Israeli, Munich 1972, Olympic athletes, Paris Games, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, solidarity, sports, Terrorism, Threats, Tragedy, vigilance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit pvp battles and crazy builds! we promise to make your gaming experience so fun that you’ll feel like you’re at the olympics, but without the threat of any crazy terrorists trying to ruin the fun.

our server is so awesome that even the israeli olympic athletes are begging to join, but don’t worry, we won’t threaten them like in munich 1972. instead, we’ll just challenge them to a friendly game of spleef or a build battle.

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. who needs the olympics when you have us? join now before it’s too late!