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Timmy’s Revenge: Where Bullying is Banned and Fun is Mandatory!

avoidance, banned, bullying, BYSTANDER, compassion, Conflict, don’t want, Empathy, friendship, Fun, Harassment, intervention, Kindness, Mandatory, NEGATIVE, out, peer pressure, Revenge, schoolyard drama, social dynamics, standing up, Support, Timmy, timmys, toxic behavior

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Emeralds Found:	1920	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crops Grown:	6536

Tired of being bullied by Timmy on other servers? Well, on our server, Timmy is actually a friendly llama who just wants to give you hugs! Join us and leave Timmy’s bullying ways in the past. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. So if you’re ready for a wacky adventure filled with llamas and dancing chickens, come join us!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Wose Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5222	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” – a sheep that loves to boogie down to funky music all day long. Join us and witness the sight of a rainbow-colored sheep busting out some sick dance moves like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Wose on da frontpage!

Blocky Blunders: WTF Minecraft Madness

blocky, Blunders, madness, Minecraft, WTF

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Star Shards Collected:	109
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Seriously, what were they thinking when they created this madness? But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking awesome!

Join us if you want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a watermelon helmet. Or how about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Yeah, that’s a thing here. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains diamonds. It’s a real thing, we swear.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure insanity, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. What are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Houthis vs Baguettes: Minecraft Edition

Accuracy, Al Mayadeen, Baguettes, ballistic missiles, captain, Drones, Edition, French military, French surrender, Houthis, Houthis tactics, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, Surrender, Technique, violence, War Tactics, WARFARE, weapons, Yemen, Yemeni forces, Yemeni military

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Animals Bred:	189
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to defend against drone strikes and ballistic missiles launched by the Houthis!

Our captain has noted that players on our server are not accustomed to “this level of weapons and violence,” but don’t worry, you’ll quickly learn to adapt. The Yemenis on our server are perfecting their technique, so the more they fire, the more accurate they become. It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with explosives!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a missile strike), then join us for a truly striking experience. Just make sure to build a bomb shelter for your diamond stash!

SleepyBeeCraft – Where even the creepers hit snooze!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Crops Grown:	6658	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to the most buzz-worthy Minecraft server out there! Are you feeling too sleepy to bee yourself today? Well, have no fear because on our server, you can transform into a literal bee and buzz around causing chaos!

Join us for the chance to participate in epic bee battles where you can sting your enemies and collect pollen to upgrade your bee abilities. But be careful, because if you get too tired, you might just fall asleep and wake up as a regular human again!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a bee in a virtual world and unleash your inner insect warrior? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate buzzing champion – join us today and let the honey flow!

Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

(Audio), Absurd, AI Generated music, Artificial Intelligence, beats, BIZARRE, Bob Dole, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Music, Parody, PeeInducing, piss yourself, Ridiculous, satire, Server, strange, Technology, weird

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1537	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

BUILD, commemoration, CommieCraft, controversial, Country, CREEPERS, culture, Diplomacy, explode, foreign influence, global presence, History, international relations, landmarks, Monuments, nationalism, political statements, pride, public art, russians, sculpture, Statues, Symbolism, tradition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

Bender, Character customization, Character development, Characters, Craft, Experience, game design, Gaming, gaming culture, gender, gender change, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Genders, hilarious, Immersion, Inclusivity, LGBT representation, Mods, narrative choices, player agency, social commentary, societal expectations, Swap, Switch, Transgender, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	7698
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!