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BabyBumpCraft

BabyBumpCraft, Behavior, brain development, Cannabis, CBD, drug exposure, expectant mothers, Fetal development, long-term effects, maternal health, medical marijuana, natural remedies, neurodevelopment, Pregnancy, pregnancy risks, pregnancy symptoms, prenatal exposure, rodents, Safety concerns, substance use, Thc

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Farms Harvested:	930
Buildings Constructed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re a pregnant mouse, just chillin’ in your little mouse house, and suddenly you’re like, “I need some weed to help with these pregnancy symptoms, man.” But little do you know, that THC and CBD is gonna mess up your baby mouse’s brain development and behavior FOREVER.

But hey, don’t worry, we got the perfect solution for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape from the crazy world of pregnant mouse weed drama. Build your own little mouse house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a secret stash of virtual weed that won’t harm your virtual mouse babies.

So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together! Just remember, don’t do drugs, even if you’re a pregnant mouse in Minecraft.

Plains N’ Peaks: Where the only whitelisted peak is on your mountain of excuses!

age 14-19, application link, Balanced Economy, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive group, Excuses, friends group, java edition, memes, microphone, Mountain, peak, Peaks, Plains, Quality-of-life plugins, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Simple Voice Chat Mod, socialization, Vanilla Experience, VC, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Items Found:	6267	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2293

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP (Java only) for players aged 14-19. It offers a safe and balanced environment for players to have fun without the need for extreme grinding.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Plains n’ Peaks?	Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP for players aged 14-19. It focuses on creating a safe and fun environment without the need for extreme grinding.
What plugins are used on the server?	Plains n’ Peaks offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep and Simple Voice Chat mod.
How can I join Plains n’ Peaks?	To join, you can apply using the following link: Apply here. You will need a Discord account, Minecraft Java Edition account, and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod.

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated crush, animated crushes, animated love, cartoon characters, cartoon crush, cartoon love, cartoon nostalgia, cartoon obsession, childhood crush, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, crush memories, CrushCraft, emotional tribute, first crush, first love, love for cartoons, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pouring one out, sentimental feelings, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and dance the night away. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bachelorette, where players compete for the heart of a pixelated princess. Will you be the one to win her over with your epic building skills and charming personality?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I used to crush on a cartoon character when I could have been playing on this amazing server!”

Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

advice, Beta Tag System, blocky, catsmells, challenge, Create, Fester, GCG, github, Gockslop Edition, gooncave, GOONCAVE General, gooncave.fun, GoonCaveGeneral, hidden numbers, Minecraft, mobile, post number, Random, Screen, Shenanigans, smp, tagging, Ultimate, window manager

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!

accidental insult, communication misunderstandings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family conflict, family connections, family relationships, Family Values, generational misunderstandings, international family dynamics, long distance family, maintaining family ties, messages, MILrageCraft, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law relationships, parenting decisions, refusing to visit MIL, setting boundaries, sibling humor, video sharing, visits

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	8767	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is filled with hilarious moments like a little sister showing off her middle finger bandaid and unintentionally giving the finger to family members.

But watch out, because even the most innocent jokes can lead to family feuds! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and deciding whether to go no contact with your own relatives. Will you choose to honor the finger-flipping ban or rebel against the rules? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Join now for a wild ride of family antics and absurd reactions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community!

ConspiracyCraft SMP

#classified information, alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, CONVINCING, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, mysterious occurrences, secret societies, skeptical viewpoint, smp, suppressed information, suspicious activity, truth hidden, unexplained events, whistleblower testimonies

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with wild conspiracy theories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and uncover the truth behind why villagers trade emeralds for useless items, or why Endermen are always stealing blocks. Rumor has it that the admins are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and every time you mine diamonds, you’re actually funding their evil plans to take over the server!

But don’t worry, we have a secret society of players dedicated to exposing the truth and protecting the server from any shady dealings. So if you’re ready to dive deep into the world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and have a laugh along the way, join us now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCravings

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, caffeine addiction, CraftyCravings, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health issues, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, shopping addiction, smoking addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction, worst addictions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	6200	Players Killed by Monsters:	2602
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.

TerritorialTussle Minecraft Server

aggression, annexation, border, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Politics, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, TerritorialTussle, Territory, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ores Mined:	5968	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Runes Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out for land but in a virtual world!!! build ur own base and fight for control of the map with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. join the ukrainian side and show russia who’s boss or team up with the russians and crush the ukrainian rebellion. who will win in this epic battle for virtual supremacy?!?! come find out on our server and be part of the chaos and madness!!! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the insanity begin!!!!

HostageCraft: PhaseOneDeal

Confirm, Deal, gallant, Gallant confirmation, Hamas, Hamas confirmation, Hamas deal, hamas hostages, hostage release, hostage release deal, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, Israel, Israel deal, Israel hostages, Live, live hostages, Phase one, phase one deal, PhaseOneDeal, Release

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Towns Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

hey u, yea u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even hamas is releasin hostages just to play on it. yea, u heard me right. dey like “yo, we gotta get in on dis minecraft action, forget bout da hostages.” so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den join dis server now! who knows, maybe u’ll be da next big deal like gallant or sumthin. so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get dis party started!

ADHDgeneCraft

adhd, ADHDgeneCraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Genes, genetic disorders, genetic factors, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic variability, hereditary conditions, identified, inherited, neurodevelopmental disorders, parents, Rare genetic changes, Risk, spontaneous, study data, underpinnings

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! We got rare genetic changes that are so spontaneous, you won’t even know what hit you! And get this, these changes aren’t inherited from your parents, so you can blame all your ADHD on us!

We’ve got over a thousand genes just waiting to mess with your brain and make your Minecraft experience the craziest ride of your life. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server that messes with your attention and hyperactivity levels?

Join us now and see if you can survive the insanity of our ADHD-inducing Minecraft server. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back. So buckle up and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!