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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6449 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.
So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!
