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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 819 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4258 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 102 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!