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PartyPoPo911

above the rules, ah, blocked off, calling the police, foot surgery, Frustration, husband, Karen, Motion, Neighborhood, non-emergency police, pain meds, parents, Party, PartyPoPo911, Permit, Report, rules, street party, Target, turnaround

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Star Shards Collected:	138	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with entitled neighbors who think they own the whole street? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can block off entire virtual streets without a permit and throw epic block parties every day!

Immerse yourself in a world where foot surgeries are a thing of the past and pain meds are just for fun. Help your virtual parents run errands and avoid pesky Karens trying to ruin your street party vibes. And if anyone dares to call the virtual cops on you, just build a fortress to protect your party kingdom!

So come on down to our server and show off your rule-breaking skills. Who needs permits when you have virtual power? Join now and let the party begin! Karen-approved, but only if you’re ready to unleash your inner party animal!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!

BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

#authorities, Attack, Bombing, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, death toll, explosion, explosive, extremism, Fun, investigation, Nigeria, Nigerian authorities, SECURITY, suicide attacks, suicide bombers, suspects, Terrorism, terrorism in Africa, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6875	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

SunCraft HydroFarm

agricultural byproducts, alternative fuel, biofuel, biowaste, carbon neutral, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy reduction, environmental innovation., green technology, HydroFarm, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, innovative method, manure, renewable energy, researchers, Suncraft, Sunlight, sustainable fuel, University of Illinois Chicago, waste-to-energy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
New Chunks Explored:	545134	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!

WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

Capital Realm

Best Ping, Best Staff Team, Capital Realm, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Giveaway, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Professional Setup, PvP, Semi-Pay2Win, Staff support, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	5876
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

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”LameCraft Server”

boring characters, comedic duds, comedic failures, comedic flops, dull characters, humorless, humorless cast, humorless figures, humorless individuals, humorless roles, lacking humor, LameCraft, not funny, Server, unamusing, unentertaining characters, unfunny actors, unfunny characters, unfunny performances, unfunny personalities, uninspiring characters

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

LigCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Didnt, Holokeks, Justice, lig, LigCraft, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags, they, Ultimate, watch, were, why

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out, join us now and let the madness begin!

BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling disrespected, feeling excluded, feeling left out, in-laws

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Hey gamers!

Are you tired of being left out of family dinners and brunches in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched by your in-laws again!

Our server is so exclusive, even your wife won’t tell you about the dinner reservations. But don’t worry, you can always game in peace while your in-laws cry in the car because of how uncomfortable you made them. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get called a “talking garbage can” by your SIL!

So come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the virtual world? See you there!

CraftyCreeperz

camouflaged marketing, cloaked promotion, covert advertising, CraftyCreeperz, deceptive advertising, disguised promotion, furtive advertising, guerilla marketing, hidden marketing, incognito marketing, inconspicuous promotion, marketing tactic, masked marketing, obscure marketing, sly marketing, sneaky marketing, stealth marketing, subtle marketing, undercover promotion, undisclosed promotion, unobtrusive advertising

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	547253
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you the outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. They may spit at you occasionally, but they sure know how to build a mean castle.

2. We have a secret underground society of diamond-loving chickens who will trade you rare items for the most random things. Want a diamond sword in exchange for a bucket of lava? They got you covered.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up (most of the time).

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game. But be warned, they also turn your character into a carrot for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlatWorldBungeeCraft

#Daredevil, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, bucket list, bungee jumping, bungee jumping spots, EXCITEMENT, extreme sports, flat earth, FlatWorldBungeeCraft, gravity, gravity-defying, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical world, PHYSICS., thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, thrill-seeking destinations, travel, unique experiences, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, if u wanna experience the ultimate bungee jumping adventure, u gotta join dis server! We got so many sick cliffs and ledges for u to jump off of, it’s like a never-ending adrenaline rush, bro. Plus, rumor has it that if u jump off the highest point, u might just land in a secret treasure cave filled with diamonds and gold. But shh, don’t tell anyone I told u that. So come on, join us and let’s defy gravity together, cuz why walk when u can jump, amirite?