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Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magic Items Found:	5992	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Emeralds Found:	7456	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9385	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6936	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5944
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchantments Applied:	92
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	8699
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6229	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Crops Grown:	7845	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!