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Why Can’t You Meet Women IRL Anymore Minecraft SMP

Anymore, Communication, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating in person, finding love, in person, IRL, Meet, meeting people, meeting someone special, meeting women, Minecraft, modern dating, OFFLINE, Real Life, relationships, Single life, smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ores Mined:	1420
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies in real life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate dating hotspot! Our players are so charming and witty, you’ll be swimming in dates in no time. Plus, who needs real-life relationships when you can build pixelated mansions and go on virtual adventures together? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

Woe is Me Minecraft Server

awkward fart, awkward situation, bathroom disaster, bathroom mishap, bodily function fail, bodily mishap, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, fart fail, fart gone wrong, feces mishap, gas gone wrong, messy situation, Minecraft, poop accident, public embarrassment, Server, toilet mishap, Toilet trouble, unexpected accident, unexpected outcome, unfortunate incident, WOE

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraftsmp, Mining, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Shenanigans, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	227	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Emeralds Found:	9093	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Crops Grown:	3884
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchantments Applied:	298
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Votes:	8585	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.