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CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Chimeras Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Farms Harvested:	441	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	3906
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6330	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	208
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6101
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Votes:	604
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!