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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8720 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7785 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
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