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Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchantments Applied:	59	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

BlazeCraft: Ukrainian Drone Edition

10. Conflict, 11. Destruction, 12. Emergency, 13. International news, 14. War, 15. Military, 16. Security, 17. Crisis, 18. Damage, 19. Oil industry, 2. Russian, 20. News coverage., 3. Oil depot, 4. Ukrainian, 5. Drone attack, 6. Third day, 7. Massive fire, 8. Russia, 9. Ukraine, BlazeCraft, drone, Edition, Fire, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

LOL come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! Just like that crazy Russian oil depot, our server is always lit with excitement and chaos. Our Ukrainian drone attacks are just friendly competitions to see who can build the biggest and baddest creations. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun! Join now and let the madness begin!

HoneyCraft: Sweet Cure for Cancer

Alternative Medicine, anti inflammatory, anti-cancer, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer treatment, complementary therapy, cure, ER-positive, estrogen receptor, health benefits, holistic healing, HoneyCraft, immune system support, Manuka honey, medicinal properties, mice study, natural remedy, Nutraceutical, organic, side effects, SWEET, tumor growth, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lol u wont believe it but dis minecraft server is like da manuka honey for ur soul. it will reduce ur stress levels by 84% and make u feel like ur on cloud 9. u wont even believe it but it will make ur minecraft skills grow like crazy, just like how it reduced tumor growth in mice. and get dis, it wont affect ur normal brain cells, only make u smarter and more epic. join now and experience da magic of dis server, ur brain will thank u later.

Villager Wars: The Vanilla Chronicles

battling mobs, building, challenge, Cheats, Chronicles, Code, Creative mode, dive in, EARNED, Exploring, Friends, invite, Join, Minecraft, Old fashioned, Realm, Realms, Survival, True, Vanilla, villager, Wars, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9879	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival
Cheats	No
Creative Mode	No

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on this server?	No, cheats are not allowed on this server. It is a true survival experience.
Is creative mode available on this server?	No, creative mode is disabled to maintain the challenge of survival gameplay.
How can I join this realm?	You can join using the realm invite link or entering the realm code in the Minecraft client.

GoldenCougarHangout Minecraft Server

Book Clubs, DATING, fat, finding love, FLIRTING, GoldenCougarHangout, love, mature singles, mature women, meeting older women, meeting people, Minecraft, older dating, older singles, Older Women, relationships, romance, Server, Singles, social events, socializing, unmarried, work

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and meet older women who are just waiting for a young stud like you to come along! Our server is filled with unmarried, fat ladies who are ready to shower you with gifts and attention. Who needs diamonds when you have a sugar mama to take care of you? Join now and start flirting with the ladies at our virtual book clubs and workplaces. It’s easy mode when you have a whole army of older women on your side!

PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP

arrested, arrested for being alone, arrested for being different, arrested for being incel, arrested for being weird, arrested for incel behavior, arrested for incelwalking, incel, incel community, incel culture, incel movement, incel rights, incelwalking, Minecraft, normies, pub, pub full of normies, PubCrawlPunisher, Scared, smp, social awkwardness, social outcast

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6669	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mines Excavated:	2771

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the normies and incelwalk to your heart’s content without fear of arrest! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood souls who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. If that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

DrunkCraftCousins

alcohol, Babysitting, Conflict, cousins, Drunk, DrunkCraftCousins, Expectations, extended family, Family Reunion, field, germany, holiday, misunderstanding, neglected, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, rural town, tradition, Trust, underage drinking

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Items Found:	4058	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

KarmaCraft SMP: LOLKarmaMoments

best karma, Karma, karma anecdotes, karma benefits, karma blessings, karma consequences, karma examples, karma experiences, karma impact, karma in action, karma justice, karma lessons, karma manifestations, karma miracles, karma results, karma rewards, karma stories, karma success, KarmaCraft, LOLKarmaMoments, positive karma, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a player’s base on our Minecraft SMP, only to have their entire inventory turn into rotten flesh? That’s just one example of the epic karma that happens on our server. Join us for a wild ride of cosmic justice and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds end up with a curse that makes them drop anvils on their own head every time they mine! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what crazy karma awaits you.

MoodCrafters

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3106
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, “I need some Minecraft in my life”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC

Countries, culinary preferences, cultural influences, dietary habits, economic development, Economic prosperity, food consumption, food habits, global patterns, global trends, Hot Food, international comparisons, NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC, POVERTY, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rates, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, socio-economic factors, spicy food

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!

BlockyBallotBedlam

authoritarianism, BlockyBallotBedlam, CONSERVATIVE, contested, Democracy, democracy erosion, disenfranchisement, election results, exclusionary, Illiberal attitudes, liberal, losing candidates, partisanship, party affiliation, polarization, political beliefs, Public, republicans, US state legislative candidates, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality tv show! our players are more controversial den US state legislative candidates, with republicans tryna contest election results like it’s a game of hunger games. we got more twists and turns den a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. plus, we got more crazy conspiracy theories den a flat earther convention. so come join us and let’s see who will be crowned the ultimate minecraft champion!