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Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP

barter, Civilization, Conflict, cooperation, Currency, Economy, exchange, financial system, Food, Human nature, Minecraft, MONEY, paper money, Resources, scarcity, sharing, smp, society, Survival, Trade, Value, wealth

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a thriving economy based on trading pieces of paper with pictures on them! Why kill each other for food when you can just trade some funny money instead?

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

alcohol, blurred lines, Casual Sex, creeper, Decision making, desire, Drunk, hook up, horny, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, intoxicated state, late night, Lust, Minecraft, one night stand, Party, questionable choices, regret, risky behavior, Server, sexual encounter, tipsy, uninhibited

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, alien encounters, alien invasion, area 51, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-ups, interstellar travel, J-Rod, JRods, Minecraft, movies, mysterious beings, mysterious creatures, outer space, roswell, sci-fi films, science fiction, smp, space exploration, speculative fiction, top secret, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	467514
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Votes:	3492	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

activities, Chores, day off, Enjoy, errands, family time, Free Time, Fun, lazy day, leisure, Minecraft, Plans, recharge, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saturday, Server, sleep in, Tomorrow, unwind, weekend

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7173	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switching

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Crafty, Edition, Minecraft, nice tits, nice tits edition, Server, Social, social edition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violence

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3079	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

89087928, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, PixelatedPickle, previous, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	807

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!