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Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

anxiety, awkward, Body, Break, CHECK, checking out, Checkout, cigarette break, CLERK, Clerks, Crafty, customer service, decision, grocery, grocery store, ignore, impulse, juul, mental health, MERGE, Minecraft, Panic, Retail, Social Interaction, Store, TAKES, traffic, waved

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Dragon Eggs Found:	1650
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, anime industry, Anime Series, BUILD, character names, Characters, cultural references, Epic, fictional names, foreign language, German, German influence, german language, German names, Japanese culture, language diversity, Manga, manga characters, Manga fandom, manga industry, manga series, names, naming conventions, WienerCraft, worlds

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	538	Star Shards Collected:	75
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

America, building, Celebrity, controversial verdict, courtroom drama, CraftyBlockz, criminal justice system, cultural phenomenon, famous trial, high profile case, historical significance, legal drama, Legal System, media circus, media coverage, Minecraft, OJ trial, public fascination, public interest, race relations, racial tensions, real, societal impact, Survival, trial, true crime

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Abuse, Bash, blocky, bully, bullying, Challenging, controversial content, CREEPERS, dark themes, emotional distress, female antagonists, immersive experience, intense gameplay, moral dilemmas, narrative driven, player choice, psychological horror, Revenge, sadistic women, Survival, Trauma, twisted storyline, video game, worries

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

agriculture, Animals, BROWN, brown animals, brown cows, cattle, color, Confused, Cows, CREEPERS, Farm, HERD, Livestock, madness, Mooshroom, Nature, perfectly red, perfectly red cows, prediction, Prophecy, prophecy dictates, red, red cows

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Links, lol, new players, Optimization, PC, POPULARITY POLL, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	164
Votes:	2562	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

Arrival, been here, blocks, continuous, DURATION, Enduring, eons, extended, extended period, extended stay, how long, Lasting, length, lingering, Lost, ongoing, Period, PERSISTENT, PRESENCE, Prolonged, Residence, stay, Time

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!