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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1205 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9940 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 427 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!
OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!