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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4146 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 774197 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3362 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
