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FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, every time, eye-opening, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, jaw-dropping, learned, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, MindBlownMinecraftSMP, Shocking.., still blows my mind, Surprising, think about, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	3200
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	201
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

#sustainability, Approves, Biodiversity, chief, climate change, conservation, Convergence, environmental agreements, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global plastics treaty, International cooperation, marine life, ocean conservation, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution control, recycling, Sustainable development, UN environment chief, waste management

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magic Items Found:	7808	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3396
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

About to start, Ambitions, aspirations, Beginning, BLOCK, Crafty, dreams, finding direction, goals, Identity, Journey, life path, Minecraft, motivation, Party, personal growth, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Soul searching, What I am for

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	168	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Votes:	5157
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

10x, 15m, 15m wait, Alpha, Biz, Community, cryptocurrency, Dead, discussion, finance, Forums, Good, internet, investing, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, stocks, Trading, WAIT, WTF

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

aita, awkward, Boundaries, college, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, Deception, Decision making, ex, ExGFExposed, Girlfriend, high school, Honesty, instagram, Minecraft, partner, past, perspective, relationship, Server, social media, suspicion

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

apple bobbing, autumn celebrations, candy corn, costume party, dressing up, fall festivities, festive treats, ghost stories, Halloween, halloween night, Halloween plans, Halloween traditions, haunted house, jack-o-lanterns, Plans, pumpkin carving, scary movies, spooky decorations, SpookySMP, Trick or Treat, Trick or treating, VIBES

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

MineCraftAddict

daily activities, daily essentials, daily habits, daily must-haves, daily necessities, daily practices, daily rituals, daily rituals for happiness, daily rituals for productivity, daily rituals for success, daily rituals for well-being, daily routine, daily routine habits, daily self care, daily traditions, essential rituals, habits, MinecraftAddict, morning routine, must-do rituals, self-care

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	8302	Dimension Hops:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!