gtfun Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CatLitterCatastrophe

Boundaries, CatLitterCatastrophe, Communication, Emotional support, EUTHANASIA, family dynamics, Grief, Grieving Process, pet adoption, pet bereavement, pet care, pet companionship., pet grieving, pet loss, pet love, pet memorial, pet ownership, pet supplies, sister

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over litter boxes? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to create your own world where no one can steal your cat’s litter box without permission. Build a majestic castle, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against creepers.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated fortress. Join now and leave the litter box drama behind!

FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters

Characters, funk albums, funk appreciation, funk artists, funk classics, funk community, funk culture, funk discussion, funk enthusiasts, funk genre, funk groove, funk history, funk lovers, funk music, funk recommendations, funk revival, funk songs, funk vibes, funkg, FunkyTrash, Sara edition, smp, Trash thread

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4928	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Sara. Legend has it that Sara once built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. She’s basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. We’ve got zombie villagers riding on top of skeleton horses, baby zombies riding on top of chickens, and even a creeper that wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like a circus in Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden room filled with stacks upon stacks of golden apples and diamond swords. It’s like finding Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more PvP.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for Sara, she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with her.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

China, CraftyChina, E. coli levels, efficiency, Europe, feces in iPhones, global trade, hygiene issues, India, Indian factories, iPhone production, iPhone yield rates, mainland china, Manufacturing, Minecraft, product exports, production issues, Quality Control, quality issues, Sales, Server, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no poop-related content? Well, look no further because our server is literally filled with feces in the iPhones! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can mine for diamonds while dodging E. coli-infested iPhones. Our Indian factories are working hard to bring you the most unique Minecraft experience yet, with only a 50% iPhone yield rate to keep you on your toes. Who needs quality and efficiency when you can have poop-filled iPhones instead? Hurry and join our server now before all the poop runs out!

JapGeekyGamer Minecraft SMP

Asian stereotypes, Combat sports, cultural misinterpretations, cultural perceptions, Geek Culture, geeky, Japanese culture, Japanese wrestling, JapGeekyGamer, japs, Martial Arts, martial arts fandom, martial arts history, media representation, Minecraft, self marks, Shoot fighters, smp, Stereotypes, video analysis, Wrestlers, wrestling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4163	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you can handle!

Join us and become a part of a community where players believe they are actually professional wrestlers in disguise as Minecraft characters. That’s right, forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be body slamming creepers and drop kicking zombies like a true wrestling superstar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling ring hidden deep within the server, where players can battle it out for the title of Champion of the Blocks. Will you be the one to reign supreme and claim your diamond-encrusted belt?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the ridiculousness begin!

PresidentialSurvivalCraft – Minecraft Server

american history, AUTHORITY, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, desert island, Government, Hierarchy, History, hypothetical scenario, leader, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, Presidency, PresidentialSurvivalCraft, Server, Survival, teamwork, US Presidents

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2644	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every US president in history is dropped onto a deserted island together. It’s like a crazy presidential Hunger Games, but with creepers and zombies instead of tributes. Will Abraham Lincoln use his top hat as a shield? Will Teddy Roosevelt ride a bear into battle? Will George Washington chop down trees with his wooden teeth? Join this server and find out who will emerge as the ultimate leader of the presidential island! Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown of historical proportions.

BagCraft Server – Where Pixels Meet Laughs

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, general, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, laughs, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Meet, pixels, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, serenade, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Total Assault, Welfare

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	575112
Towns Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3517	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Total Assault: Perorodzilla” where you can battle giant monsters and show off your combat skills. Plus, our “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” event will have you dancing with joy as you recruit new friends and allies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CrudeCraft SMP – Unleash the Chaos

acknowledgment, Africans, anti-racism, ashamed, Blacks, Chaos, Competition, competitive, CrudeCraft, Cultural differences, Enzo is le racist, Europeans, hate, inferiority complex, jokes that hurt, prejudice, smp, Sportsmanship, Stereotypes, symbiotic relation, team dynamics, the crude reality, truth behind jokes, Unleash

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Buildings Constructed:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as this theory? Look no further, because our server is where all the drama and alliances happen! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate clash of cultures and rivalries in the Minecraft world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find Europeans teaming up with Africans, all while secretly despising each other? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Watch as players try to outdo each other while hiding their true feelings behind a facade of friendship.

And if you’re looking for some intense competition, look no further. Our server is where the best of the best come to prove their skills, even if it means teaming up with their sworn enemies. Who needs allies when you can have frenemies, right?

So come join us on our server, where alliances are made and broken, and where the drama never ends. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a web of deceit and betrayal, all in the name of Minecraft glory. See you there!

NieceNotInvited18Plus

Adult-only, Backlash, Brainstem glioma, Cancer, children, Disappointment, Empathy, Event, family, funding, immaturity, Invitation, Maturity, Niece, NieceNotInvited18Plus, regret, sick, Sympathy, Treatment, Wedding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dimension Hops:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4149	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring weddings where kids aren’t allowed? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your niece with Brainstem glioma to attend a wedding! Join us for a magical experience where everyone is welcome, even if they throw tantrums over cake sizes. Our server is the only place where you can celebrate love, friendship, and massive dessert bars all in one place. So come on over and let your inner child (or immature 13-year-old niece) run wild!

JasperFireFrenzy

Alberta, Canada, community support, disaster relief, emergency, emergency services, evacuation, evacuation plan, first responders, Forest Fire, jasper, Jasper National Park, JasperFireFrenzy, natural disaster, relocating, Safety Measures, townsite, Wildfire, wildfire containment, wildfire management, wildfire response

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5259	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Secret Passages Found:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing on fire is the competition! we got so much action you’ll think you’re in the middle of a wildfire (but don’t worry, we got water buckets for that).

our townsite of jasper is so lit, even the first responders are relocating here to get in on the fun. you’ll be building and battling like never before, with crazy challenges and epic loot at every turn.

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to blaze a trail to victory on our server. who needs real life when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? join now and let the games begin!

EchoCraft

auditory experience, Communication, echocraft, Identity, introspection, own voice, Perception, Recordings, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-awareness journey, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, sound waves, vocal cords, vocal projection, vocal resonance, vocal tone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your voice is the key to unlocking secret treasures and powers. Like, you gotta sing a high note to make diamonds appear or do a sick beatbox to summon a dragon. It’s like The Voice meets Minecraft, but way more epic and pixelated. Plus, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who only communicate through interpretive dance. Join now and discover the true power of your vocal cords, dude. It’s gonna be lit!