gtfo you – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!
Anon, anon we, Bleach, Craft, ew, fuck, gtfo, gtfo you, hai, incel, incel fuck, Incels, it smells, Leave, like bleach, Need, pasty, rekt, room, room today, rooms, smell, smells like bleach, Today, welcome to, your room
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?
And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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KraftyKitties Minecraft Server
Anthro, Archive, art, Comic, Community, Content Masterpaste, discussion, Edition, FANTASY, Furry, keenspot, KraftyKitties, Minecraft, Mouth Magic, Newest Page, Previous thread, Server, Sketch Archive, Thread Archive, Trash, TwoKinds, TwoKinds General, webcomic
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mouth magic and questionable decisions – just like in the latest edition of TwoKinds General! Our server is so epic, even the characters from the comic are joining in on the fun. You won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the insanity begin!

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SadLoanMommaCraft
abusive upbringing, Communication Issues, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, Emotional support, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family obligations., financial boundaries, financial crisis, financial independence, financial support, generational trauma, gift vs loan, in-law relationships, intergenerational conflict, money management, parental expectations, personal boundaries, SadLoanMommaCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your husband’s family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and free labor (just kidding, we don’t condone that).
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. From parents selling cars to siblings owing money, we’ve got it all. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise inheritance from a long-lost relative (in-game, of course).
Join now and experience the thrill of asking for loans from virtual family members. Will they gift you the money or call you entitled? The drama never ends on our Minecraft server.
So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a telenovela, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos in Minecraft?

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AttractiveCraft Minecraft Server
attraction behavior, attraction body language, attraction gestures, attraction indicators, attraction signals, attraction signs, attraction signs from behavior, attraction signs from body language, attraction signs from eyes, AttractiveCraft, blushing, Body language, compliments, eye contact, FLIRTING, Minecraft, nervousness, nonverbal cues, physical touch, Server, signs of attraction, smiling
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to find true love! That’s right, on our server, the more attractive you are, the more diamonds you’ll find while mining. It’s like a magical love potion in block form! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your soulmate on the server, you’ll both be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. So come join us and start digging for love (and diamonds) today!

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CraftyDiscoveries
#revelation, CraftyDiscoveries, discovery, Earlier, growth mindset., hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, life lessons, missed opportunities, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Time management, wisdom, wish
Have you ever wished you discovered a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate land of absurdity and awesomeness!
Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but carrots. Build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a llama into battle against a team of evil bunnies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.

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MoscowTimesMC Server – No Criticism Allowed!
Allowed, Censorship, censorship laws, crackdown, criticism, Democracy, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, independent media, international relations, Journalism, Media, Moscow Times, MoscowTimesMC, opposition, Politics, press freedom, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, undesirable
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like russia declaring a newspaper ‘undesirable’ like who even does that? we have so much chaos and drama, it’s like living in a soap opera but in minecraft. join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable moments in the minecraft world. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because why not? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyUkrainians 4GDP
4.., 4GDP, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, economic development, economic indicators, Economy, emerging markets, european union, Exports, finance, gdp, government policies, growth, Imports, inflation, Investment, market trends, six months, statistics, trade balance, Ukraine
come join our minecraft server and watch your gdp grow by 400% in just 6 minutes!! we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers singing karaoke. our server is so lit, even herobrine asked for an invite. plus, we have a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon who loves to give out hugs. join now and become the richest player in all of minecraft history!

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ImmortalNoobzCraft
burden, Cool, CURSE, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal regret, eternal suffering, eternal torment, Forever Young, immortality consequences, immortality drawbacks, ImmortalNoobzCraft, living forever, Longevity, mortal enemy, never dying, never ending, regret, second thought, True immortality, wish
join our epic minecraft server where you can achieve TRUE IMMORTALITY! why settle for regular old immortality when you can have the REAL DEAL? imagine never dying, never aging, never having to worry about respawning ever again!
But wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you the best advice on how to survive in this crazy world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who will protect you from any griefers or trolls who try to ruin your fun. plus, the dragon gives out free hugs to all new players!
So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the true meaning of immortality in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MotherCraft Minecraft Server
Beloved, Bingtendo, Characters, cult classic, earthbound, fan demand, fanbase, Franchise, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Mother series, MotherCraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, re-release, Remaster, RPG, Sequel, Server, Story, video games, virtual console
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you’ll come across secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil chickens in armor. But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are tiny versions of themselves and ride around on mini pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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HulkCraft: Minecraft server
HulkCraft, Minecraft, Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join Hulk Hogan himself in some serious hangin’ and bangin’! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Hulk Hogan will personally wrestle any griefers who try to mess with your builds. That’s right, he’ll body slam them into oblivion!
2. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant wrestling ring, where you can battle it out with other players using only your fists and wrestling moves.
3. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mobs that are as strong as the Hulkster himself.
4. Every Friday night, we host a dance party where Hulk Hogan DJs and busts out some sick moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.
So what are you waiting for? Join Hulk Hogan Hangin and Bangin today for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

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$5K Roadside Minecraft Server
budgeting, cash on hand, financial choices, financial decision, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial windfall, found money, Minecraft, money management, Money Matters, personal finance, ROADSIDE, SAVING, Server, spending habits, unexpected expenses, unexpected financial situation, unexpected income, unexpected money, unexpected windfall, windfall management, windfall spending
If you found $5,000 on the road, you should definitely spend it on joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of secret agents who use Minecraft as a cover for their top-secret missions. By joining our server, you’ll be embarking on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond mining on the side.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem. Want a pet creeper who won’t explode on you? Well, we can’t promise that one, but we can certainly try.
So forget about spending that $5,000 on something boring like bills or groceries. Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

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