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  • Crafting Realms of Equality

    Crafting Realms of Equality

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW FOR THE ULTIMATE EXPERIMENT IN HOLOGRAPHIC BLOCKS AND TANGENTIAL DIMENSIONS!

    Are you ready to plunge into the *best* Minecraft server haunted by the spirits of past block builders? Or maybe it’s the *worst* and we’re all just players in a cosmic joke? You’ll never know until you log in! Think you can build a diamond castle on the backs of illusionary llamas? You’re absolutely correct, but also completely mistaken! Join us!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Water Source – Or Is It? Every bucket is a gateway to confusion! You may or may not drown in your dreams!
    Living Creepers With Feelings Ever wanted a friend to blow up your hopes? Creepers now have existential crises.
    Endless Night Cycle! Night lasts forever! Just like my sanity! And also the potato shortage.
    INVISIBLE ORES! Mine what you can’t see; it’s what the *government* doesn’t want you to really experience!
    World Crisis Events Every hour, the server may start raining cats or *toasters*. Good luck!

    FREQUENTLY ALIENATED QUESTIONS

    Q: How do I join this server?A: Hey, did you ever think about the meaning of existence? Just punch the keys randomly until something happens?!

    Q: What about the rules?A: Rules are for the ones that believe in boundaries! Jump off the edge of reason!

    Q: Is there a map?A: Maps are just suggestions from the realm of the lost. You are the map!

    RANDOM QUOTES FROM DERANGED PLAYERS

    “I understand that girls are supposed to show tits or gtfo?”

    “To conquer a kingdom of insomnia, one must embrace the chaos!”

    “All blocks are cubes, but are they really cubes? What is a cube?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creepers R Us – GTFO NOW!

    Creepers R Us – GTFO NOW!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard the sound of a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling but 10 times scarier on our server! Our world is filled with surprises at every turn, from hidden traps to unexpected mob attacks. It’s like playing Minecraft on hardcore mode, but with a side of chaos and laughter.

    Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding moments that will have you screaming for your virtual life. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the adrenaline rush of surviving on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

    CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

    Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

    Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

    DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

    On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

    Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DadCraft: Thanks or GTFO

    DadCraft: Thanks or GTFO

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: a divorced mom, her son, her ex-husband, his new girlfriend, and a supportive father figure all trying to navigate their relationships in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and watch the drama unfold in real time?

    From unexpected hospital visits to birthday sundaes, our server has it all. And don’t even get us started on the passive-aggressive social media posts – you won’t believe the shade that gets thrown around here!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft family saga you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can have this level of entertainment? Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Coop Minecraft Server

    Crafty Coop Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy! We are the Space Elves, here to conquer new worlds and build the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as we battle against dark forces and explore uncharted territories. Our latest update includes a hotfix that allows you to ride space dragons and wield laser swords – trust us, it’s lit!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret quest that leads you to the legendary Commodore’s Vestures, rumored to grant you unlimited power and swag. And don’t forget about our PvP mode, where you can face off against other players in epic space battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this intergalactic adventure and become a legendary Space Elf builder today! Remember, the universe is yours to conquer!

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  • CoopCraft SMP – The Cooperative Gaming Society

    CoopCraft SMP – The Cooperative Gaming Society

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and plenty of shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was both terrifying and exhilarating, and definitely not recommended for the faint of heart.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, epic PvP battles that will leave you in stitches, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves – are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

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  • RazorPvP

    RazorPvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    RazorPvP is minecraft with a little twist. The object of RazorPvP is to defeat as many people as you can and be rewarded while doing it with our economy system. On RazorPvP we have a very colorful map for you to play on. It consist of a Snow biome, Nether Biome, City Biome and Mushroom Biome. You can go Hide deep in the forest or even in the deep dark caves and last but not least the huge skyscrapers. You can join RazorPvP at mc.razorpvp.ca

    mc.razorpvp.ca

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • aristocracy

    aristocracy

    New Minecraft Servers

    We Are A Loving Server Trying to Get Ready And Sail To Heaven You Can join If You Want its up To You Cya ^_^

    209.105.236.232

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

    ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

    New Minecraft Servers

    APPLY HERE

    About Us

    ChillZone is a newly releasing Semi-Vanilla server. We’re dedicated to providing a great vanilla experience, with small additions that help enhance the multiplayer aspect. We value the community aspect greatly, on ChillZone all players have a say as to what goes on, what gets added, and so on.We’ve existed as a community for around 4 years now, starting out with a similar server, inspired by Hermitcraft. This means we’re experienced in creating and hosting a community, providing a great experience with great server performance & well developed features. However, we’re always looking to add to our tight-knit, welcoming community and share 🙂

    Our Values

      Community – In ChillZone all players get a say in what happens, all suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We’re transparent with all decisions made, asking the community for their input and giving our reasoning for everything.Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

    Some of Our Features

      Vanilla Tweaks, including Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.Discord Linking, you can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server.Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.Player Shops, including a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

      Our RulesWe try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

      pmc.chillzone.cc

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    • Lifecraft Survival

      Lifecraft Survival

      New Minecraft Servers

      LifeCraft offers a unqiue experience of having professional staff, and a vibrant community. Our features range from: Dungeons, RPG – Aspects, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Keep-Inventory, Events (Drop Party’s, Build Events, Boss Raids, Scavanger Hunts, PvP events) and best of all, an atmosphere where everyone knows who you are when you join!

      We here at LifeCraft want to offer player the best experience possible, we connect with player using our forums and Discord while simtaneously ensuring there is always a staff member on the server at all time of the day.

      We look foward to meeting you, on the server!

      lifecraftservers.com

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    • MinecraftSMP

      MinecraftSMP

      New Minecraft Servers

      Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

      minecraftsmp.org

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    • QNetwork

      QNetwork

      New Minecraft Servers

      Play with your friends against other players and create your own Faction. Improve your mcMMO stats and Create your private Island with on Skyblock and invite friends to Survival together on your island.

      178.20.170.145

      New Minecraft Server
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    • Resort Islands of Misfit

      Resort Islands of Misfit

      New Minecraft Servers

      We are a fun server with factions , survivalgames , warhub , mobarena , and spleef. We hope to see you on! 🙂

      37.59.215.101

      New Minecraft Server
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    • EldoronCraft

      EldoronCraft

      New Minecraft Servers

      EldoronCraft is an RPG Survival server using grief prevention and stuff like Citizens2. RPG plugins: mcMMO and Citizens. The admins try to be as helpfull as we can and hope you will have fun on this smal little server! oh, and theres no pvp :/

      37.59.178.15

      New Minecraft Server
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    • AllPurposePvP

      AllPurposePvP

      New Minecraft Servers

      *PVP*FACTIONS*LOTTERY*MOB-ARENA*NO-LAG*SPLEEF*AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!

      allpurposepvp.zapto.org

      New Minecraft Server
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    • ModernEmpire

      ModernEmpire

      New Minecraft Servers

      ModernEmpire is the unusual Minecraft server in the way that it is an anti-grief, PVP and Hunger Games server all in one server. The anti-grief server is self explanatory no griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. is allowed in this world. To enforce this no griefing rule we have a plugin called CoreProtect which is a similar plugin to Hawkeye and LogBlock. In the PVP world griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. are all allowed. ModernEmpire is 100% 24/7 and it is VERY unusual for a reboot or the server shutting down. We have a very friendly staff who will help you with everything that is within their power. ModernEmpire also has unlimited slots so you never have to worry about the server getting full. The Hunger Games server is has basically no rules other than no hacking so you can do whatever you want while in an arena.

      77.111.237.200

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