JOIN NOW FOR THE ULTIMATE EXPERIMENT IN HOLOGRAPHIC BLOCKS AND TANGENTIAL DIMENSIONS!
Are you ready to plunge into the *best* Minecraft server haunted by the spirits of past block builders? Or maybe it’s the *worst* and we’re all just players in a cosmic joke? You’ll never know until you log in! Think you can build a diamond castle on the backs of illusionary llamas? You’re absolutely correct, but also completely mistaken! Join us!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Water Source – Or Is It? | Every bucket is a gateway to confusion! You may or may not drown in your dreams! |
| Living Creepers With Feelings | Ever wanted a friend to blow up your hopes? Creepers now have existential crises. |
| Endless Night Cycle! | Night lasts forever! Just like my sanity! And also the potato shortage. |
| INVISIBLE ORES! | Mine what you can’t see; it’s what the *government* doesn’t want you to really experience! |
| World Crisis Events | Every hour, the server may start raining cats or *toasters*. Good luck! |
FREQUENTLY ALIENATED QUESTIONS
Q: How do I join this server?A: Hey, did you ever think about the meaning of existence? Just punch the keys randomly until something happens?!
Q: What about the rules?A: Rules are for the ones that believe in boundaries! Jump off the edge of reason!
Q: Is there a map?A: Maps are just suggestions from the realm of the lost. You are the map!
RANDOM QUOTES FROM DERANGED PLAYERS
“I understand that girls are supposed to show tits or gtfo?”
“To conquer a kingdom of insomnia, one must embrace the chaos!”
“All blocks are cubes, but are they really cubes? What is a cube?”
