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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8114 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 180 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.
2. Our spawn town is actually a giant hot tub filled with lava, but don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits for everyone!
3. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant ice cream sundaes.
4. We have a special event every week where players have to battle a giant chicken boss who shoots laser beams out of its eyes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fried chicken.
5. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into flying unicorns that drop rainbow-colored beef when you defeat them.
So come join us on Bummers edition and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!