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Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

60k, AMA, arequipa, CC info, charges, cusco, Football hooligans, geo, Geomaxxer, height, LIMA, locals, MANLET, maxxer, Minecraft, peru, Phillipines, pickpocketed, REFUNDED, Riot Police, robbed, să, Safe Place, smp, steal, Tourists, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

Affection, bad, can’t live without you, craving you, deep connection, desire, devotion, emotional, Heartache, longing, love, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Minecraft, missing you, needing you, Passion, pining for you, relationship, Romantic, Server, soulmate, yearn for you, yearning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, gvh download, hotdog, Hotdog Lover, I Wani Hug That Gator, Lover, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Tracy, Tracys, TUESDAY

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Items Found:	4254
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Emeralds Found:	9512

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

ChaosEmerald

adult community, auction house, Chill, Clan, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, family, games, grind, in-game shops, Minecraft, oldschool runescape, osrs, Player Economy, PvE, PvP, Relax, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	179
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

ChaosEmerald – ChaosEmerald is an OSRS (OldSchool RuneScape) friendly community who love to chill, have a laugh and most importantly, play games! We are here for the love of OSRS and Minecraft and want to expand from our 360+ member clan to Minecraft and grow our family! We are mainly adults with full-time life commitments and want to assure you that we support that. The ChaosEmerald server has been created to be a relaxing and chill space for those who enjoy both games. We will never sell permissions and respect the passion of creativety and a grind. We wont be offering rediculous MTX pay-to-win crates as we dispise them and want to focus more on a player made economy with our in-game shops and auction house.

88.211.239.89

Tarrows 1.21.3 Minecraft server

1.21.3, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Tarrows, Terrors

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Crops Grown:	5077	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

The owner of the “Terrows 1.21.3” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

terrows.f1cont.com

Chuuba Connections Minecraft Server

chuuba, Connections, Conspiracy, Corruption, dark side, Drama, Fame, fame game, fame hungry, gossip, influencer, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, power, scandal, Secrets, Server, shithole, small-time chuuba, social media, suspicious, underground network

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while shooting fireballs out of its eyes. Or how about a chicken wearing diamond armor and challenging players to a dance-off? And don’t even get us started on the talking creepers who recite Shakespearean sonnets while exploding!

Every other small-time chuuba is connected to our server because they know where the real party is at. We’ve got secret underground disco caves, skydiving competitions with Ender Dragons, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into a land of candy and unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

BBC, blacked, blacked owned, bros, Call, long tail tags, mating, mating call, Minecraft, Owned, shes, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

Buy, CIRI, Disgusting, fat, fat-faced, FatFaced, Gamers, games, Lesbian, Minecraft, MONEY, monstrosity, parents, reactions, Server, Ugly, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

athlete, Based, based retard, Biggest, biggest based retard, biggest in football, biggest in sports, biggest retard, controversial player, controversy, football, football controversy, football player, internet backlash, internet outrage, Minecraft, offensive language, public figure, retard, smp, social media, social media backlash, sports, sports controversy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	103
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.