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Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Divine Spears Created:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	4059
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ores Mined:	6562	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Animals Bred:	109
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	New Chunks Explored:	800041
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	4708	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!