gtestablish Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7602	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Votes:	4672
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	7914
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Towns Built:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	4751	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

GraveyardRaveyard

burial, burial alternatives, burial costs, burial industry, burial plots, burial practices, burial traditions, cemetery space, comfy place, cremation, death traditions, eco-friendly burial, environmental impact, Forgotten, funeral expenses, future generations, GraveyardRaveyard, green burial, insult, liveable space, sustainable burial

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Yo, u ever thought bout payin to be buried in a fancy coffin? well, dis server is da opposite of dat! we got u covered if u wanna live forever in a virtual world instead of takin up space in da real world.

Join dis server cuz we got crazy stories like da time a player built a giant statue of a chicken dat came to life and started terrorizing da entire server. Or da time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into da main city and chaos ensued.

If u wanna be part of da madness and have a blast while playin Minecraft, dis server is da place to be. Plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players, cuz who doesn’t love snackin while buildin epic structures? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyAnxietyGAD

anxiety treatment, clinical trials, Constructive, CraftyAnxietyGAD, drug development, End-of-Phase 2, FDA, FDA Approval, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, Healthcare, innovation, Meeting, mental health, MindMed, MM120, Neuropharmacology, pharmaceutical, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Towns Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build stuff and fight dragons and stuff. we had a meeting with the fda about our anxiety drug but who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building giant statues of steve. we promise no creepers will blow up your creations (unless you want them to for added challenge). join now for a wild adventure filled with laughs and epicness. also, did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone.