gtEnna Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6048	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Potions Brewed:	133
Zombie Dances:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	2454	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Votes:	1358	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, amusingly, awkward, awkwardly, clumsily, clumsy, Comical, DerpyCraft, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishly, funny, goofy, humorously, inept, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Ridiculous, Server, silly, uncoordinated

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!