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NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3275	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Items Found:	4768	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Votes:	9624	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

blocks, Builders, CraftyCraze, lols, Minigames, PvP, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mines Excavated:	1937	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Animals Bred:	142
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Towns Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Potions Brewed:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MinecraftFate: Grand LOLder – Ultimate Gaming 4 Gamers – Join Now for Fun & Friendship – Slash & Craft Your Way to Victory

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and crazy quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Embark on advanced quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before! Battle water monsters on a floating island of innocents and save the day in the most epic way possible. Summon epic creatures like Hai Ba Trung and Morgan to aid you in your quest for glory!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a Spring 2024 New Master Support Campaign that will blow your mind? Gain exclusive rewards and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Access exclusive servant info, materials, summoning rates, and drop rates to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Animals Bred:	111
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

anger, art, Bitch, Confrontation, criticism, emotional, fear, Horror, hypothetical, insult, kill, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, Painting, reaction, Revenge, stuck up, stupid, Tomie, Tomies, violent

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

FunkyCreeperCraft: Your Quest Begins Now, Noob!

Allegory, animal bodies, Begins.., Crucified, Cruelty, Empathy, Evolution, FunkyCreeperCraft, Language, LIMITATIONS, Math, noob, Pain, Quest, Reality, reason, Souls, SPIRITUAL, symbology, symbols, Tension, thieves, translation, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4853
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	5413	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	135	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no deep philosophical discussions? Well, look no further! Join our server where we dive into the mysteries of the universe while building epic creations!

Join us as we explore the symbolic meaning behind Christ being crucified between two thieves. Uncover the secrets of ancient wisdom and learn how math, symbols, and allegory can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Ever wondered why we are of spiritual nature and placed into animal bodies? Well, on our server, we dive deep into these big questions and challenge our souls to evolve and learn through the trials and tribulations of Minecraft reality.

So why wait? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way!

LimeCraft: Go Green or Go Home!

Blue, bluefags, control, Europe, EYES, genocided, green eyes, Green.., home, LimeCraft, Master, master race, Race, True

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Animals Bred:	148
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there, where the green-eyed warriors reign supreme and the bluefags tremble in fear! Join us as we conquer Europe and establish our dominance, one block at a time.

But beware, on this server, nothing is as it seems. The cows can fly, the creepers breakdance, and the lava turns into chocolate milk (not really, please don’t jump in the lava thinking it’s actually delicious).

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, anything can happen. Join us now and be a part of the legendary green-eyed army, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Don’t be a bluefag, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, destined to be immortalized in the annals of gaming history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyTrendz: “Omg tell me about a game/gaming related thing you like” – a unique and trendy Minecraft server name that’s sure to grab attention!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Not convinced yet? How about this – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers until the sun comes up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest to find the legendary golden potato, rumored to have the power to turn players into invincible warriors. And if that’s not enough, we have a giant maze filled with angry villagers who are just dying to give you a tour of their village.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft server now and experience a world like you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.