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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5496	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ores Mined:	8277
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9484
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mines Excavated:	3439

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3728	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

aita, awkward, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Communication, designer handbag, expensive gift, Favor, Frustration, gift opening, GiftGoneWrong28, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, overstepped, parents, PRESSURE, relationship, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wealthy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	7781	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	185
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	84
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

Adventure, EphB4Craft, PvP, Ultimate

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	64	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

Adventure, Chernobyl…but, dont, Forge, Fresh, Frontier, Griefing, HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Ip:, Join, Launch, meets, Message, Minecraft, Modded, modern look, Nuclear, nuclear reactors, refineries, resource packs, Scape and run parasites, Server, update mods, warmongering, Wars, worry

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	6134	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version	Forge 1.12.2
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

FAQ

Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?

Answer:

Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.

Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?

Answer:

While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.

Question: How can I join this adventure?

Answer:

To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, gender, Icon, Identity, joever, Joevers, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Marginalized, Minecraft, pride, representation, Server, social justice, Support, Trans, trans icon, Transgender, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, association, blocky, Brain, Cognitive, Experience, Familiar, familiar face., flashback, Identity, Lacey Fletcher, Laceys, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, recall, recognition, Recollection, remember, reminder, Repetition, Server, thought

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Lacey Fletcher. Legend has it that Lacey once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one day. And not just any castle, a castle that could fly! Yes, you heard that right, a flying diamond castle.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!

BroHouse Minecraft Server

aita, Attic, Boundary, BroHouse, brother, clutter, Communication, decluttering, disagreement, Enabling, family, Frustration, garage, Hoarding, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mutual friends, people pleaser, Property, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, Storage

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	416
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?

With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCookz

advice, angry tone, Budget, Communication, Cooking, cooking for others, CraftyCookz, food preferences, house food, huffy, Personal preferences, pork chops, Preferences, resting face, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, Seasoning, Spaghetti, white people way

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Emeralds Found:	7840
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.

Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.

Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?

So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.