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AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	96	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Emeralds Found:	1514	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

amd ryzen, Beginner, California, Cards, Chaos, club, Community, CPU, CREEPERS, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardware, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Join, Lgbt, LGBTQ, MEMBERSHIP, Mods, Optimization, Projects, RAM, San Jose, setup, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Veteran, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Votes:	8611
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Items Found:	1923	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

browser, Censorship, cyber threats, data collection, deplatforming, digital rights, Firefox, FirefoxCraft, internet, Internet freedom, Marxists, Minecraft, Mozilla, online censorship, online privacy, online security, online surveillance, privacy invasion, Server, Spyware, Surveillance, tech companies, Tracking

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

casual conversations, common experiences, Communication, CraftyChats, everyday interactions, Hidden Depths, Human Behavior, Insights, interpersonal connections, Job, people, personal stories, social dynamics, surprising revelations, surprising things, Truths, unearthed, unexpected insights, unexpected revelations, unique perspectives, work interactions, workplace culture, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6337
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

$420 million, $630 million, agriculture, business opportunities, cannabis legalization, CannaCraft420, Economy, growth, Industry, Investment, legal cannabis, market, medicinal cannabis, morocco, North Africa, per year, potential revenue, projected, recreational cannabis, regulations, WORTH..

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	1178	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!

WingWarzMC: Drums vs Flats!

appetizer, Buffalo, chicken wings, Conflict, Cooking, Culinary, DECLARATION, drums, Flats, Food, Fried, History, Poultry, price, snack, spicy, tradition, trend, War, whole wing, WingWarzMC

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Items Found:	6927

join our epic minecraft server where chicken wings rule the land! drumsticks and flats battle it out for dominance, creating chaos and mayhem at every turn. but fear not, for you can choose a side and fight for your favorite wing piece!

build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.

but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!

ToxicTamponMetalMadness

14 brands, 16 metals, 30 tampons, arsenic, brands, contaminants, Evaluation, health, heavy metals, hygiene, lead, Levels, Measurement, menstruation, Pollution, research, study, tampons, toxic metals, ToxicTamponMetalMadness, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.