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SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ores Mined:	3518
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	188	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	937102
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	135
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?