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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3603 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
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But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and I’ll personally buy your game for you. That’s right, you heard me correctly. I’ll reach into my virtual wallet and purchase Minecraft for you so you can start playing on our server right away.
Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive in-game wedding where all the players dressed up in fancy pixelated suits and gowns. The cake was made entirely out of diamond blocks and the ceremony was officiated by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And remember, we’ve got playable cuties and free game purchases waiting for you!
