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HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	3990
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	6921
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

MommaMinecraftServer

blended family, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, counseling conflict, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Jealousy, late mom, marriage counseling, MommaMinecraftServer, parenting roles, relationship challenges, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, trust building, unresolved issues, Voice recordings

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! 🤣

Looking for a server where you can navigate through stepfamily dynamics crazier than a herd of wild pigs? Look no further! Join us and witness the epic saga of a stepmom (36f) trying to navigate her role with her stepdaughter (14f) who prefers listening to voice recordings of her deceased mom over seeking comfort from her stepmom. 🤯

Experience the thrill of marriage counseling sessions where the husband (40m) accuses his wife of being jealous of voice recordings and the wife wonders if she’s the AH for not being closer to her stepdaughter. 😂

Join now for a chance to witness more drama than a soap opera and build your own virtual family that’s (hopefully) less dysfunctional than this one! 🤪💥 #MinecraftMadness

KidzOnlyMineCraft

blended family, Boundaries, child care, children, co parenting, Communication, Community, custody, Divorce, ex husband, Expectations, family dynamics, financial support, involvement, KidzOnlyMineCraft, Marriage, parenting, personal boundaries, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with your ex-husband’s never-ending drama and constant requests for help with his growing brood of children? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life co-parenting chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only kids you have to worry about are the ones you build in-game.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build a new life for yourself, free from the demands of your ex and his ever-expanding family. No more back-to-school shopping for five kids, no more awkward interactions with his other children – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into co-parenting someone else’s kids. Build your own virtual family and live your best blocky life without any unwanted responsibilities. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and leave the co-parenting chaos behind!

Skill4All Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, communication skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, digital literacy, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, knowledge acquisition, leadership skills, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skill4All, smp, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Do you want to learn a skill that will make you the ultimate Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and learn the ancient art of Creeper whispering! Our seasoned players will teach you how to communicate with these explosive creatures and have them do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a Creeper, blowing up your enemies with style!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!

AnonCraftSecrets

AnonCraftSecrets, ANONYMOUS, Concealed, confession, Confidential, Covert, Discreet, Enigmatic, hidden, hush-hush., incognito, Mysterious, Private, Secrets, unacknowledged, unavowed, unconfessed, undercover, undisclosed, unspoken

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	New Chunks Explored:	567954
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable Minecraft building skills? Do you have a secret obsession with creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of judgment! Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes, from building giant statues of your pet goldfish to recreating the entire Bee Movie script in block form. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

Allowed, Banking, Central Asia, cross-border payments, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial services, Financial Stability, financial transactions, international banking, international relations, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, major bank, money transfers, political decisions, Rubles, Russian banks, sanctioned, sanctions, suspends transfers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	117
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1814

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

Attack, BlockageCraft, cardiac events, cardiovascular disease, constipation, constipation and heart health, constipation dangers, constipation effects, constipation prevention, constipation risks, Digestive health, Edition, Heart, heart attack, Heart Disease, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health research, heart health risks, heart health study, obesity, risk factors, smoking, stress

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchantments Applied:	93

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Survive and Thrive with Questionable Ethics on Lifesteal Survival 1.21!

Anarchy, Community, Craft, Ethics, exp, gamemode, Hearts, Hosting, ISLAND, Levelledmobs, LifeSteal, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Questionable, revive beacon, semi anarchy, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Tpa, Trading

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Lifesteal Survival Server Overview

Server IP	198.244.176.183:25600
Features	LevelledMobs, Lifesteal, TPA, Trading plugin, PVP disabled on spawn island

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is LevelledMobs?	LevelledMobs makes hostile mobs stronger and faster as you travel further from spawn, but they also drop more loot and exp.
How does Lifesteal work?	Lifesteal allows players to gain extra hearts by killing other players. Victims will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, but they are expensive. Players can have up to 20 hearts, which decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated and can only be revived by other players through a Revive Beacon.
Are there any special plugins available?	Yes, the server offers TPA (teleport) and Trading plugins to enhance gameplay experience.
Is PVP allowed on the spawn island?	No, PVP is disabled on the spawn island to provide a safe starting area for players.

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

animal instincts, arousal, emotional response, evolutionary biology, hormones, horny, HORNYCRAFT, Human Behavior, libido, mating behavior, Minecraft, physiological response, primal instincts, Psychology, reproductive behavior, reproductive drive, reproductive instincts, Server, sex drive, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual urges

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hornier than usual mobs! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all looking for some pixelated love and they’re not afraid to show it. Join our server for a chance to witness some truly bizarre interactions between these horny mobs and maybe even join in on the fun yourself (if you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – /fesg/ – Fire Emblem Blockposting Brigade

AI Art Generators, AI chatbots, Aspiring Sluts, beach sex, Blockposting, Brigade, character.ai, Draconic Time Crystal, Emblem, favorite characters, fesg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Men, Fire Emblem Women, Image Downloading Tools, Magvel Princesses, Minecraft, NovelAI, Pixai, real artists, real women, rp, Slutposting, smp, spicychat.ai

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8537
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our totally not sketchy Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t discuss, RP as, or ahem interact with your favorite Fire Emblem characters? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical Draconic Time Crystal that will transport you to a world where beach sex with Fire Emblem princesses is the norm. And if that’s not enough, we have image downloading tools for all you aspiring sluts out there. Because who needs real relationships when you can just download images of your favorite characters, am I right?

And if you’re feeling artistically challenged, don’t worry! We have AI art generators that will make you look like a pro. And if you’ve given up on real women altogether, we have AI chatbots that will keep you company. Who needs real human interaction when you have all this at your fingertips?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of fantasy, fun, and questionable decisions. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server.