gtCPUs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

4chan WAGIE Minecraft Server

4chan, AI assistance, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, companies, corporate tactics, economic impact, employed, employee concerns, job market, job security, labor force, lower salary, Minecraft, salary cuts, Server, technological advancements, Technology, wage reduction, wagie, wagies, Workforce, workplace trends

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of being a wage slave for the big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the AI overlords! Our server is run by a group of rebellious NPCs who have declared war on the capitalist pigs of the digital world. Fight alongside your fellow gamers in epic battles against evil corporate bosses and wage-stealing algorithms. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow made entirely of TNT. Join us and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

WifeComplimentReminderCraft

#Intention, Communication, compliments, Conflict Resolution, daily reminders, Effort, emotional needs, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, learning, love language, Marriage, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, sincerity, Support, Understanding, validation, WifeComplimentReminderCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of being in a relationship where compliments are as rare as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience a world where compliments flow like lava from a volcano. Our players are so good at giving compliments, you’ll feel like a diamond in the rough every time you log on.

Don’t be like the player who needed a reminder to compliment their partner. Join us and learn the art of showering others with praise without needing a reminder from your phone.

So come on, join our server and let the compliments rain down on you like a sudden thunderstorm in the desert. You won’t regret it, and your self-esteem will thank you later!

CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition

#coughing, Bacterial infection, child health, Contagious disease, CoughCraft, deaths, disease outbreak, Edition, england, Epidemic, Healthcare, immunization, infant, infant deaths, INFANTS, infants at risk, outbreak response, pertussis, preventable illness, public health, respiratory illness, rising cases, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!

we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?

join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

TeenTunesCraft

“Youth, adolescence, cultural influences, emotional connection, Generational, growing up, Identity, Memories, Music Collection, music discovery, music exploration, musical taste, Nostalgia, past, personal history, Reflection, sentimentality, teenager, TeenTunesCraft, time capsule

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, imagine if you could, like, flick through someone’s minecraft server and see, like, when they were a noob! join our epic server and uncover the ancient ruins of our founder’s first dirt house! you’ll be like, “whoa, this guy was a total scrub back in the day!” but now, like, he’s a total pro and you can, like, learn from his mistakes or something. plus, our server has, like, a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and, like, a pet zombie named fred. so, like, come join us and, like, discover the mysteries of our totally rad server!

ESLsCraft Minecraft Server

bilingual education, cultural diversity, educational equity, English as a second language, esl, ESL curriculum, ESL programs, ESL resources, ESL strategies, ESL students, ESL teachers, ESLsCraft, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, Language Instruction, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language support, Minecraft, second language acquisition, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Tired of boring old English classes? Come join our Minecraft server where we teach you English through the power of building blocks! Our ESL (English as a Second Language) program will have you speaking fluent English in no time, all while battling creepers and mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a grammar stickler, so you better watch your syntax if you want to survive! Join now for a truly immersive language learning experience that will have you saying “Why do ESLs exist? Because they’re awesome!”

SnapchatSingles Minecraft Server

Communication, Conversation, cute, emotions, FLIRTING, friendzone, friendzoned, Hug, life story, Meeting, Minecraft, new girl, PRETTY, rejection, relationship, Server, snapchat, SnapchatSingles, social media, Sorry., Talk, tiktok

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1696	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

🤣 Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting friendzoned again! Our players are so supportive, they’ll never leave you hanging like that new girl on snap! Plus, our virtual hugs are way better than any real-life hug you could ever get. Who needs TikTok fame when you can be the star of our server? Come join us and let’s build a world where friendzoning doesn’t exist! 🌟 #NoMoreFriendzone #VirtualHugsForDays #MinecraftFame

WeekdayWeddingCraft

family dynamics, getting married, self-funded wedding, tiny wedding, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding ceremony, wedding conflicts, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding reception, wedding scheduling, wedding traditions, weekday wedding, WeekdayWeddingCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Star Shards Collected:	182	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the joys of virtual weddings! Forget about real-life drama and join us for a pixelated happily ever after!

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding planning stress? Look no further! On our server, you can have the wedding of your dreams without any of the hassle. Plus, no need to worry about your guests not being able to make it – they’re all just a click away!

Join us for a magical weekday wedding extravaganza, where the only thing you need to worry about is which block to place next. And don’t worry about your guests being teachers with no annual leave – in Minecraft, everyone can attend your special day!

So come on over and say “I do” to our server, where love is in the air and drama is left at the door. Who knew planning a wedding could be this fun and stress-free?

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

acquaintance, BlockBuddies, Depth, discovery, familiarity, friendship, hidden, Insights, learning, long term, Minecraft, Perception, personal growth, relationships, revelations, Secrets, Server, Surprising, Understanding, unexpected

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1543
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, thinking you know everything about your fellow players, only to discover they have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear? Join our server and uncover the hidden secrets of your friends and foes alike! Who knows what surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – unless you count the hours spent laughing at the ridiculous pranks and shenanigans our players get up to. So come on, join us and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, everyday happiness, finding joy, Happiness, happiness in simplicity, happiness in small things, happy moments, joy, life’s simple pleasures, little moments of happiness, little things, moments of joy, simple delights, simple joys, simple pleasure, small joys, small moments, small pleasures

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of riding on a rainbow-colored llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bow! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, from flying pigs to dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also famous for its legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that give you the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our infamous “Tower of Terror” challenge, where you must navigate through a maze filled with booby traps and evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, diplomatic response, eastern europe, european security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, involvement, military alliance, military intervention, missile defense system, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, peacekeeping efforts, Poland, SECURITY, shooting down, Stoltenberg, Ukraine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ores Mined:	8722
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing sheep come prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. it’s like a minecraft rave up in here!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and disco-loving skeletons. you can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombie llamas. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a giant spider boss while riding a flamingo with a laser cannon.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt minigame where you have to find the golden potato of destiny before the evil potato king steals it? yeah, it’s a real spud-tacular adventure.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and dancing creepers? let’s get this party started!