gtcough Minecraft Servers

gtcough Minecraft Servers

  • 5WeeksGoneMinecraftSMP

    5WeeksGoneMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 5993
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 419
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1606
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to spice things up with our crazy SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. Dolphins. And rumor has it that they have a secret underwater base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Just last week, they turned someone’s entire house into a giant llama statue! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what daddy dom has been cookin’ up for us next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CloseMindedCraft Server

    CloseMindedCraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1434
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a job is like searching for diamonds in Minecraft – you gotta dig deep and explore every cave! Just like how I spam apply for jobs, this Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to spam join and explore all the possibilities.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of applying for jobs in a whole new way! Just like how I believe there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain, here you’ll find endless opportunities to mine, build, and craft your way to success.

    Forget about following strict qualifications – on this server, the only qualification you need is a love for adventure and a sense of humor! Just like how my boyfriend is stuck in his ways, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters on this server who will challenge your beliefs and make you question everything.

    So come join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain – just like in the job hunt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRetirePartyPlz

    NoRetirePartyPlz
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9761
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Votes: 1776 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 188
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Alien Abductions: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

    Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

    But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

    So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 9955
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Dimension Hops: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Runes Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Want to know their secret recipe for unlimited chicken nuggets? Join our server and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to out-dance them and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeerCraftGovKeys

    BeerCraftGovKeys
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 7636
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magic Items Found: 4364
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3742 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryCraft: Bacterial Edition

    MemoryCraft: Bacterial Edition
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 8627
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Votes: 8573 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, totally lit cuz the bacterial cells are like, remembering stuff and passing it on to each other. it’s like they’re gossiping but with science stuff. join this server to be part of this crazy memory game where bacteria are the main characters. who needs DNA when you have regulatory networks, amirite? plus, we’re all about overcoming antibiotic resistance by modifying bacterial sensitivity. it’s like a soap opera but with germs. come join the fun and see what kind of wild stories these bacteria have in store for you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

    Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 2028
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7935

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Nightshade SMP
    Whitelist Yes, 18 plus
    Community Focus Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended
    Server Features No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay
    Server Plugins Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more
    Server Settings CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks
    Server Info Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

    What are the server features?

    The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.

    What plugins does the server use?

    Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.

    What are the server settings?

    The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.

    Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?

    Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.

    How can I report griefing on the server?

    You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySocials Minecraft Server

    CraftySocials Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7478
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 19558 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Socials 2, the Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

    So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

    FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 5318
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6727 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

    But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

    WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6372
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Villages Defended: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

    We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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