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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2474 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, then you’ve come to the right place. Here, we have EXPLOSIVE creepers that shoot fireworks instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING Ender Dragon who busts out some sick moves while you try to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DISCO cave where all the mobs are wearing glowsticks and raving to the beat of the music.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has UNICORNS that poop rainbows? Yes, you heard that right. And if you manage to catch one of those rainbow poops, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical LEPRECHAUN that lives in our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! No webms, only gifs allowed because we like to keep things WACKY around here.
