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CryptoCraft SMP: >Can’t Control Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is regulated and controlled? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have absolutely no control over anything – not even crypto! That’s right, we can’t control it, we can’t regulate it, and we definitely can’t ban it. In fact, we’ve even colluded with Blackrock to buy up most of it and send it straight to zero!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From diamond-encrusted pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure you’re ready for a wild ride!

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BlockyBanter

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and unforgettable moments of your gaming life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold nuggets at your feet. Or how about the time when you stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a pack of skeletons? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

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Devil-Free EU Minecraft Server

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lol imagine a minecraft server where the far-right MEP is the admin and he’s like “i will have the priest rid this server of all the devils” and everyone is like “wtf is happening” but then you join and see that the priest is actually just a player in a priest skin going around banishing people with holy water buckets. join this server for a wild ride of exorcisms and demon slayings, it’s gonna be lit fam!

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OrbánCraft: Betraying Europe!

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So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on that will blow your mind.

First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.

And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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HealCraftX-Men

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Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Wolverine as our main dude! He be choppin’ down trees with his retractable claws like a boss, but don’t worry, his superhuman healing keeps him from gettin’ infected and stuff.

You wanna see Wolverine fight off a bunch of creepers with his claws? Or maybe watch him build a sick base with his mutant powers? This server is the place to be, cuz anything can happen when Wolverine is around.

So come on and join us, where the X-Men are real and the adventures are endless! Just watch out for those pesky infections, ain’t nobody got time for that.

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CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?

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SpectraMC – Skyblock Server – Coming Soon

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SpectraMC is a no pay2win Islands Minecraft Server with a currency system, island upgrades and more!

COMING SOON

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Bloom SMP: Where Everyone Can’t Agree on How Many Vanilla Beans Should Go in the Server Smoothie

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Server Name Bloom SMP

IP Address play.bloomsmp.net

Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

Features:
- Anti griefing
- Cross play
- A welcoming community
- An active Discord
- A friendly staff team
- Regular events
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website:

https://bloomsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect players’ creations.

2. Is the server modded?

No, Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net and ensuring your Minecraft version is between 1.9 and 1.21.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

5. How can I contact the staff team?

You can contact the staff team through the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
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RichCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.

But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.

Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

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PixelPeeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old monitors? Well, look no further because on our server, we have monitors so advanced that they can teleport you into the game! That’s right, forget about just watching the action, now you can BE the action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

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CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!

Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

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Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

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Features:

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FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

2. Is the server modded?

3. How can I join the server?

4. Are there regular events on the server?

5. How can I contact the staff team?