gtCanonical Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9345	New Chunks Explored:	783800
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
New Chunks Explored:	601647	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	488
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!