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KidCraftParentingFun

Agreement, Argument, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotions, family, husband, KidCraftParentingFun, Kids, love, outside world, parenting, reprimanding, Respect, trolling, Twins

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trolling is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the husband in this story, you can unleash your inner prankster and stir up some chaos.

Join us for a chance to test your trolling skills on unsuspecting players, just like how this husband trolled his own children. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make someone cry (in-game, of course)!

But don’t worry, we also promote love and equality on our server, just like how this mom reassured her daughter that she loves them both equally. So come on in and spread some laughter and tears, all in good fun!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a master troll like this husband, or just want to experience some wild family dynamics like in this story, then join us today! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BlockPartyMinecraft SMP

BlockPartyMinecraft, Happiness Contentment Joy Relaxation Peace Comfort Relief Gratitude Serenity Fulfillment Satisfaction Euphoria Bliss Calmness Tranquility Excitement Amusement Wonder Awe Delight, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	8116
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic non-sexual feelings you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you strike a vein so massive that you start levitating with joy. Or maybe you’re building a castle and you finally finish the last turret, causing fireworks to shoot out of your computer screen. Trust us, the satisfaction you’ll get from playing on our server is better than winning the lottery while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a non-sexual way, of course)!

CraftyConcealments

concealed details, concealed truths, confidential confessions, confidential information, confidential knowledge, CraftyConcealments, hidden confessions, hidden revelations, hidden truths, personal revelations, personal secrets, private confessions, private matters, secret keeping, Secrets, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed information., undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths, untold stories

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	6409	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building pixelated structures in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky creativity run wild! Join us and unleash your inner architect while keeping your secret safe from the prying eyes of the real world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious group of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding. Will you be brave enough to venture through the portal and uncover the truth behind this bizarre alternate reality?

So come on, join us on our wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination roam free. Who knows what secrets and adventures await you in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

BrickFestGoneWild

Attack, breaking news, BrickFestGoneWild, CASUALTIES, Crime Scene, Dead, emergency response, FESTIVAL, German city, international news, law enforcement, mass shooting, Police investigation, Public Safety, Terrorism, terrorism threat, terrorist attack, Tragedy, tragic event, violence, Wounded

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	134973
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	8106
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll be facing are from creepers and zombies, not crazy festival goers in Germany! we promise no dead or wounded players, just lots of fun and adventure! plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the spiders breakdance. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NoLifeCraft

Digital Detox, digital distraction, digital overload, internet, internet addiction, internet consumption, internet culture, internet habits, NoLifeCraft, online addiction, online behavior, online culture, online habits, screen addiction, screen time, social media addiction, social media obsession, social media usage, Technology, technology addiction, Time management

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	183
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR BRAIN BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR TURN INTO A FLYING PIG. WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH SQUID NINJAS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE WORLD. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE OUT OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE, JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE BLOCKS. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

OrgasmCraft: Where Achievements Matter

achievement, Achievements, Communication, Failure, Femininity, Gender Roles, Intimacy, matter, Men, orgasm, OrgasmCraft, Perception, PRESSURE, Psychology, relationships, sensitivity, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, societal norms, Stereotypes, study, traditional expectations, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Magic Items Found:	1946
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2789	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna feel like a total boss babe. like, when you join, you automatically level up your femininity game by a million percent. it’s like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on becoming the ultimate queen bee of Minecraft.

on this server, every time a man has an orgasm, you get a special power boost. it’s like, the more man orgasms, the more powerful you become. it’s like a total girl power explosion up in here. and if a man doesn’t have an orgasm, well, let’s just say you better watch out because the femininity police are coming for you.

so like, if you wanna be the baddest babe in all of Minecraft, you gotta join this server. it’s like, the ultimate test of your femininity and power. plus, the community is super supportive and will cheer you on every step of the way. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate queen of Minecraft!

Harmony Falls Server: Where you can hear your friends scream as the creepers sneak up on them! 1.20+ Java

Boss, Build Competitions, Clans, CREEPERS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, Friends, GLADIATOR, Harmony, Hear, Hide and seek, java, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Pets, PvP, Quests, RPG, scream, Server, Skills, smp, sneak, Tournaments, Towny, voice chat

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Villages Defended:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat: Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players! (Optional)
Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, trade, or wage war with other clans/players.
PvE & PvP: Engage in battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is optional.
Bosses/Dungeons: New bosses added regularly.
Pets: Venture with companions like bears, griffins, or dragons!
RPG Elements: Level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests.
Events: Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions.

Join our Discord community to get started and meet fellow players!

See our new Dungeon & Bosses update coming soon!

Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your epic adventure!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

1. How do I join Harmony Falls?

To join Harmony Falls, simply enter the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world in your Minecraft client.

2. Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls. You can toggle PvP on or off as you wish.

3. Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions regularly for players to participate in and win prizes.

4. Can I create my own town on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls offers Towny for players to create their own towns or clans and establish relationships with other clans.

5. What RPG elements are available on Harmony Falls?

Players can level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests with RPG elements like MCMMO (limited skills at the moment).

6. How can I communicate with other players on Harmony Falls?

Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat for proximity voice communication with other nearby players (optional).

CraftyLog Minecraft Server

Board, bullshit, CraftyLog, damn, entire, funny, grow up, I, listen up, logfag, meds, Minecraft, Need, Never, not funny, Poop, Server, Spam, speak, speak for, taking, tired, will be

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Emeralds Found:	6160	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4699	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

SMP_ProgrammingProblems Minecraft SMP

bugs, coding, coding challenges, coding difficulties, coding errors, computer science, debugging, errors, Frustration, Minecraft, programming, programming annoyances, programming frustrations, programming issues, programming obstacles, programming problems, smp, SMP_ProgrammingProblems, software bugs, Software Development, software glitches, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of getting stuck in code loops and debugging for hours on end? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only coding you’ll be doing is crafting your way to victory!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky programming problems. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of mischievous chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hunt that will lead you to a hidden chest filled with enchanted loot and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are afraid of kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those coding woes behind! Who needs debugging when you can be digging for diamonds and dodging exploding sheep?

HappyCraft SMP: Laughter is the Best Medicine

coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, gratitude practice, HappyCraft, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, Laughter, Medicine, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature therapy, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self love, self-care, smp, social connection, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to be ambushed by creepers and skeletons at every turn? Do you long for the camaraderie of fellow blockheads who understand your obsession with building pixelated castles and farming virtual crops?

Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to with your new blocky buddies?